your-local-grinning-cat
your-local-grinning-cat
Oh dear. It seems I’m not all here…
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The name’s Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker. But people usually call me Che’nya. Am I a cat? Am I a purrson? A mimsy borogrove, perhaps? A mome rath with a knack for magic? Who’s to know? Let’s just say I’m not from the other side of the looking glass. Oh, and if Riddle and Trey are asking about a missing tart… tell them I went that way ➡️🔃↖️↔️⬆️⤵️↘️⬇️↩️🔁↙️↪️↕️🔄↗️
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your-local-grinning-cat · 6 months ago
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Time keeps moving!
I keep waiting!
It keeps coming!
We cannot escape it~!
*smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin*
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your-local-grinning-cat · 6 months ago
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…👀
It’s still coming, you know.
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your-local-grinning-cat · 6 months ago
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IT’S.
C O M I N G.
=O_O=
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your-local-grinning-cat · 6 months ago
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It’s coming.
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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*comes over, and gently hugs Chenya*.
I really need you right now, if that's alright Chen. I've been feeling a little down lately...
*hugs back instantly, tail curling around your waist, head resting on top of your own*
Of course it’s alright! You’re my favorite darlin from the 1930s! And just my favorite darlin in general, seeing as you’re mine, but I wanted to be specific.
I’m sorry you’ve been feeling down. I can take you to the top of a really tall building to make you feel better? 🥺
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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*muffles laughter*
Mmm no. But I believe you.
Unfurtunately for us, it being under you means it is likely to get me high if I lay down with you, so I’ll be staying up here.
So no cuddles for you.
*casually lays in the air above you, still reaching one arm down and running my hand through your mane*
-A very high Leona laying on the ground- Che'nyaaaaaaa
*appears above you, laying in the air just like you are laying on the ground, mirroring you*
Yesssss~?
*giggles*
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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Well, that depends on where the catnip that got you high currently is, my Highness.
*chuckles, leaning down and brushing my fingers across your cheek*
I can’t be near you if it’s all over you or still on you. I’m still in catnip timeout from the last time I had some ‘nip. And AR couldn’t handle me being on catnip anyway. They don’t have the energy to deal with me like that, especially so near the holidays.
*smiles down at you, tail swishing lazily in the air*
-A very high Leona laying on the ground- Che'nyaaaaaaa
*appears above you, laying in the air just like you are laying on the ground, mirroring you*
Yesssss~?
*giggles*
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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As long as you think that, I suppose that’s all that matters. Though even if you think I’m a bad influence, if you don’t mind that much that’s alright too!
I don’t care what kind of influence I am on you, as long as I am allowed to be around you to be an influence. Heeheehee~! 😸
I miss you too when I’m gone. And when you’re gone. Sometimes we’re both gone. It’s no good. :(
So we’ll have to both be here now to make up for it!
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Do you think, if you put a detective from a colorful world into a black and white world, they become a noir detective?
Or do you think they would just go crazy trying to solve the mystery of how they got there and why everything is black and white?
*cackles madly*
[Che’nya has returned to the Tulgey Wood.]
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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Treat Idia like a *holds back a chuckle* spirit too. You have to invite him in. 😹
I meant smash life, but hey, if you want to take my words literally, go for it! Hit the ghost’s head like a whack-a-mole! :D
And before you say you can’t hit a ghost because they are incorporeal, I will remind you that you not only have magic but are a medium.
You can hit them. =^w^=
*bonks your head lightly with my tail*
"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"
There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.
I just wanted a hot pocket.
Life is pain.
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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*gasps, faking shock*
Why, Star! Are you suggesting I steal a poor colorful detective and put him in a black and white world just to see if he’ll go crazy or become one with the grayscale?!
What a pawsitively… mad idea~! 😸
*smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin, my form flickering for a second, as if I very quickly disappeared to go… do something… and then reappeared just as fast*
I think I’m becoming an influence on you! It’ll depend on who you ask to determine what kind.
But regardless of all those words!
STARSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♾️!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️❗️❕‼️❗️!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!¡!!!‼️‼️‼️❕❗️❕❕♾️!!¡!
*goes to pounce on you and then freezes in midair and gently kisses your nose instead, smiling mischievously*
I missed you too. 💜
Do you think, if you put a detective from a colorful world into a black and white world, they become a noir detective?
Or do you think they would just go crazy trying to solve the mystery of how they got there and why everything is black and white?
*cackles madly*
[Che’nya has returned to the Tulgey Wood.]
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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-A very high Leona laying on the ground- Che'nyaaaaaaa
*appears above you, laying in the air just like you are laying on the ground, mirroring you*
Yesssss~?
*giggles*
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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*smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin*
Do you think, if you put a detective from a colorful world into a black and white world, they become a noir detective?
Or do you think they would just go crazy trying to solve the mystery of how they got there and why everything is black and white?
*cackles madly*
[Che’nya has returned to the Tulgey Wood.]
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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Spiral cookies!!!
Swirlywhirlywhirlywhirlywhirlywhirlywgirlywhirlywhfklywhitlubwkflgyhwkflgwhtlywrykwjgly……….
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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Maybe you can have @gloomyronin exorcise it.
Or you could make two hot pockets and leave one for the ghost as an offering for allowing you to use its microwave!
Come on, Ashnikko! Get creative! Life isn’t pain, life is piñata!
SO SMASH IT! 🪅
*laughs madly*
"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"
There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.
I just wanted a hot pocket.
Life is pain.
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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*tilts head, considering*
You said Vern went home? Is he on vacation? He did seem very stressed out. Though I am rather surprised he wouldn’t leave a substitute for himself that is more… people-y than you plants if that is the case.
Not that you all aren’t great, but, as you said, your leaves are very small… and you are tired.
*sits down on the ground and pets their petals gently again, letting my magic flow out of me into the surrounding area so the crocuses can take what they need, seeing as I have plenty*
Time is whatever you would like him to be.
For you, he is a they and they are the dance of the celestial bodies. Time is ever changing, ever shifting. Sand in an hourglass, shadows on a sundial. Birds flying south, fish swimming upstream. A birth certificate, a burial shroud.
For me…
Time is a friend.
*a couple crocuses with slightly wilted petals(?) waves*
(You're back!!! Hello!! How were your travels?)
- @hello-from-nrc-infirmary
*frowns slightly and pets their petals gently, pouring a little magic into them as I do so*
They were good, little plant pals. I come and go as I please, sometimes my trips are long or short. It all depends on outside factors and inside factors and factors of 12.
Sometimes it becomes hard to come back because I can feel disconnected from this universe after being gone so long, but I still love my home here. 💜
And everyone welcomes me back so nicely when I do reappear. Makes a cat feel very welcome. Speaking of giving me a welcome though, I didn’t know you all were fond of leaving the infirmary…?
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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Oooh yeah~! I like just popping in on people. Or disappearing. That’s fun too. 😸
*gets covered in confetti*
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I have been confettied! Oh no! The confetti plague! Ahhhhhh-!
🎉🎉🎉
*explodes into various shades of purple and pink confetti with some silver and gold pieces mixed in*
you seem fun~
I can't exactly talk with you if you're all the way there, so can you come over here?
@nickythenrcghostieee
*tilts head*
You can talk to me here though?
You’re doing so now?
Where is there?
How am I supposed to go there anyway if I don’t know where there is? You obviously already know where HERE is, and you can talk HERE, so why not talk HERE?
Or did you mean here is there?
But if here is there… then there would be here so here is no longer here, it’s there. So where is here? 🤔
So am I finding here or there?
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your-local-grinning-cat · 8 months ago
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:3
Cherry, you’re my new favorite in Heartslabyul. You let me have soft.
*floats over and lays my arms and head on top of Cherry’s head, my body lying in the air*
See this is why I adopted all of Heartslabyul. All of you Hearts are so nice to this kitty~! 😸
*purrs happily, closing my eyes, seemingly happy to ignore the world as Cherry bickers with @nrc-ramshackle-trio*
Oh yeah Chenya -appears infront of ya wearing Ace's red hoodie that's too big-
👍 I stole Ace's hoodie, its very comfy
=owo=
*immediately steals it from you and disappears without a trace*
@cherrypieola’s hoodie is mine now kthnxbyeee
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