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Sometimes I鈥檓 tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine
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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY鈥橰E TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
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i tend to be generally fearless to a bit of a fault but today i experienced a split second of absolutely primal terror
i was coming home from a hike and was in the mountains waiting for a train to pass so i could cross the tracks. i briefly looked up to look at the train as it approached because i understand the appeal of a good train. i was met with this sight, actively approaching me

my sense of fight or flight is pretty dormant but it hit me so hard i felt vaguely nauseous for five minutes. i sat there in my car looking like id seen someone get shot. for some reason my brain could not process thomas and all i knew was that suddenly my world was very different and very, very frightening
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This episode of Game Changer has everything. Breast milk tasting, puppy play, Paul Robalino getting a layer of glue peeled off him like skin.
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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."
so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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Ma-ia hi
Ma-ia ho
Ma-ia ha
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It鈥檚 Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
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