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Why mother nature why not father nature

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possum gang supremacy💖

heeheehoohoo tag game time i suppose

with this picrew!! (made by carrotkake, their art is epic, check them out)

tags: @libetssdelay @flyingscreechingpenguins @emo-and-confused @bellfort3 @lil-lite-in-the-darkness @imnotentirelycertain

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i see himbo potential

i want more than just good/evil lawful. i want:

follows the rules bc the rules sort of work & are better than the alternative

follows the rules bc they specifically benefit from the rules

follows the rules bc they are unaware of how unfair the rules are to other people

follows the rules bc it’s easier than risking the consequences

follows the rules out of fear

follows the rules bc they are privileged enough to be able to get most things they want without breaking rules, hence there is no motivation not to follow them

follows them in a preliminary way but not really bc their demographic is not being policed so actually they can get away with shit 

follows the rules just to see how much havoc they can wreck while technically following the letter of the law (lawful chaotic)

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"top layer" are you implying you have a *second* layer of hands,, gaud? and not just meat and bone, but more skin??

*peels off the top layer of my hands like a pair of gloves & wrings them out over the sink*

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yES

jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that don’t matter. you should be a fucking example and teach them how to treat people, instead of acting like they’re these invisible THINGS that don’t have feelings or don’t notice when they aren’t acknowledged. be polite to children the same way you’d be polite to someone of your own age group or older. you can respect a child.

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Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

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Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

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lso!! technoblade in egyptian means Blood God. well- blood for the blood god

Fun Fact

while searching up the entomology of Technology for reasons.

I found out a fun fact about that the first part, Techno,

"τέχνη, techne, "art, skill, cunning of hand"."

So Technoblade's name legit means Skill of the Blade.

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oh, to be called darling in a sleepy voice

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wheeeee

TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING

Reblog if you think pansexuals and bisexuals can coexist and support each other!

I'm tired of hearing people argue that pansexuals are biphobic or transphobic. I'm tired of hearing that bisexuals are panphobic. I'm tired of hearing that my sexuality exists only to erase another. Aren't you?

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maaaaagic-?

Disney Prince and Disney Villain, but make them brothers

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um excuse me

What color is math

blue

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at least if the moon crashes on earth we'll all feel like we're in the umbrella academy (and be dead)

well shit

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almost accidentally liked this o.o

Quick Poll

Reblog if you support neopronouns, like if you don’t

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byoop!

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

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i say wih luh wuh but sometimes it comes out as a drunk version of women loving women

For some reason in my head I pronounce wlw as weeooweeoo

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nobody:

alyx, laying in bed, at 3am, wondering if it's normal to call yourself worthless as a joke (even if you 1/2 mean it) bc a friend yelled at you for doing so and you proceeded to apologize: .-.