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I realized that in bulletproof heart when he says “you got a hollow point smile” it’s referring to hollow point bullets that do a lot more damage than normal bullets. SO THE SMILE WILL PIERCE HIS SEEMINGLY BULLETPROOF HEART

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Please sign the petition!!!

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Sunday morning is for contemplating the orb

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they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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stole this post bc i think it's funny and want it on my blog but the person who originally posted it is a transphobic freak who also genuinely thinks all pitbulls are murderous demons

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he is all eyes

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chill dude

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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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Deep Sea Anglerfish enamel pins! All based on real species.

Available in my shop here:

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I went to the aquarium today :) this tank had pearl gouramis, Rasbora hets, a big eel thing, and one (1) red minor tetra.

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Catching the light.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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We didn’t get it right but, love, we did our best