Bend me over and ruin me, but at least call me princess while you do it 😇
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Send me horny asks and dms rn I'm actually dying
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I FORGOT ABOUT THIS FIC J&UDHDJDJDJ
girls on film
ship: wanda/agatha/darcy/monica/fem!reader
summary/request: you and the wandavision ladies make a sex tape. that’s it. that’s the plot. this is completely self indulgent and i have zero regrets.
word count: 2k (i lied, it’s not short)
warnings: smut (18+), i guess this is a gangbang?, dom!wanda agatha and monica, sub!reader and darcy, filming sex, strap-ons, oral, (forced? but enthusiastic) rimming (r receiving), spit kink, praise kink, lots of degradation, anal, double penetration, oral on a strap, mentions of edging and orgasm denial. probably something else im forgetting.
masterlist | ao3 link
You’ve never personally experienced any near-death experiences, so you have no stories of how you saw the pearly gates of Heaven as angels surrounded you and sang praises of your life. But if you ever do, nothing will compare to this moment that will be burned into your mind until the Earth explodes in terrible heat death.
Or, alternatively, every single moment of this night is going to be fucked out of your brain completely.
Keep reading
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I want some very descriptive asks on hów you'd rúin me pls
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14 DAYS?! NO HONEY NO
ATTENTION ALL SLUTS.
In case you haven't heard:
Montréal (where I live) has been hit by icy rain.
This has caused several outages, as the ice on trees has caused branches to fall directly on powerlines.
I am part of the 800,000 people affected and that means that I am unfortunately...
Unable to Respond.
Sorry, darlings. You'll have to go 14 days without me. 💖
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i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth
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When they're a lil cutie pie >>>>>>>
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Stop acting in movies and come fuck me senseless oh my god mommy please show me booba ARGHARGAFAG
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Oh my god oh my goddddd
A very good image: me kneeling on the floor, covered in cum, most of it dripping put of me stretched holes, barely conscious from the countless orgasms I've had, being cooed over and doted on by the group of mommy dommes who used me while I drunkenly say "thank you mommy" to each of them
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Thinking about a girl slapping me during sex and then grabbing my jaw and forcing me to look up at her as she says, "you like it when mommy hurts you, don't you?"
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look at you, making a mess on mommy’s thigh. is this what you needed baby, hm? to grind yourself stupid so you could feel some kind of pleasure? you’re just a wet, needy thing. you’re going to have to lick mommy’s leg clean after. now, be a good girl and cum
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In going to cry
I want to accidentally call a girl mommy during sex, and of course I get so embarrassed, but she won't let me hide my face and just starts teasing me saying "show mommy that pretty face," and "you love mommy's cock, don't you?" And "mommy's gonna stuff that slutty pussy of yours with all her cum," and when I keep clenching around her, trying not to moan and prove just how much I like it, she pins my wrists above my head, "be a good girl and cum for mommy." I cum almost instantly, trying to free my hand so I can cove my mouth, bust she won't let me muffle my euphoric scream as I cum. "Now," she begins fuckinf me again slowly, "what do you say?"
And I'm nothing if not obedient, and I gaze up at her, still dazed, and say "thank you mommy"
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Dumbing down a puppysub so much they get excited from basic praises! "Who's my good doggie? You are! Yes you are!" Watching them wiggle their ass, blushing and smiling. Stroking their head and kissing them all over their face.
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You would look so unbelievably cute bouncing on my strap moaning my name as i fuck your brains out <3
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Tbh a knife is just a metal cock.
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when a cis girl is pathetic its like ohhh okay. yeah thats cool i guess. when a trans girl is pathetic i immediately start mapping out where i could keep a dog crate
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