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[your-system-said-what]

"but of course nobody has ever fallen off a cliff and died in this group"

[your-system-said-what]

"good luck surgical i had no involvement in this

...Dude.

survivor*"

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[your-system-said-what]

"timothee chalamet is dead? ....how the fuck did i even get those mixed up"

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[your-system-said-what]

"my wifefriend! my... girlwife!"

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[your-system-said-what]

"it's not a date, we're in fucking kansas"

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[your-system-said-what]

"luck o' the vriska"

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[your-system-said-what]

"go to penis. that's not a phrase"

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[your-system-said-what]

"You know what also fuck? Green."

This is in the bio of a headmate's sp and none of us know wtf it means or wtf he was on when he typed it 😭😭

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[your-system-said-what]

*sees our Animal Farm book from in headspace*

"Jorjorwell, call that Jar Jar Binks."

...what?

"Oh, I thought Jar Jar Binks was the big fat guy."

...huh?

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[your-system-said-what]

"im honestly super depressed right now but i have to do our work shifts so i have no time for that"

no clue who said it, but 10/10

genuinely this was us in college for a time

[your-system-said-what]

🧷🎸: "Me when the here your the hrother."

❇️: "You're British you can NOT be acting this way."

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[your-system-said-what]

"STOP PLAYING THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE THEME BEFORE I USE MY MOUSESKATOOL TO DISMANTLE YOUR T.V." -me after listening to the theme repeat in my head all morning on the way to work

pleeeeeeaase

[your-system-said-what]

Itrapped: “breaking news. Local femboy is frontstuck. Me. I’m the local femboy”

Telamon: “my Oreos broke :(“

Noli: “my water broke”

Pinksilver: “Im getting paid, so yeah, it’s a job…wait, never mind, I’m not getting paid. This is slave labor!”

-Silver Anon

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[your-system-said-what]

🎸: "mmm sloup.."

💿: "soup?? slop??"

🎸: "sloup."

💿, 🍎, 🐈‍⬛, ??: "sloup." *all simultaneously*

nodding solemnly. sloup.

[your-system-said-what]

"rapidly approaching your location (coconut edition)"

[your-system-said-what]

Flick: "is this like a fuckin cryptid alter gets frontstuck convention??? first thirío now me

LET ME GO BACK INSIDE G I MISS MY TUNES I MISS MY HOUSE"

(flick used to front once every blue moon just to fuck around and then evaporate off of the face of the earth. he's now been front stuck for three days)

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[your-system-said-what]

"YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR MIETTE? YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR MIETTE TO CALL YOU A BITCH? OH! OH! THERAPY FOR THE TROUT POPULATION! THERAPY FOR THE TROUT POPULATION FOR 1,000 YEARS!!!!!!!!!"