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Sleeping In Ashes
I'm the Alpha. Beta. ...How do you load this thing? wolf.
[Derek Hale. Independent, multiship RP blog. Established October 2012.]
[Literate, grammatically-aware RP wanted. AUs utterly adored. Mun is 25+. Periodically NSFW.]
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teen wolf colors → sterek in blue/(violet) (requested by anon)
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The 12 Days of Teen Wolf
Day 5 → most memorable cold open
Season 5, Episode 5 (A Novel Approach):
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀”9-1-1, what is your emergency?”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀”9-1-1, please state your emergency.”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀”You’ve reached 9-1-1, this line is for emergencies only.”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀”If you do not have an emergency, please hang up.”
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rebloggable for darkwingsandbrighteyes
read the whole recap here
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rpmememaker:
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
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ooc.
//*rolls up 10 months late with Starbucks* Get in, babes.
#out of context#[guess who caught up on the new season]#[it me]#[still no derek but that's almost easier]#[because we can have him pop in ANYWHERE]#[any...WERE?]#[g e t i t]
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// YELLS LOUDLY YOU ARE BACK
//ahaha I'm trying to be! Derek can't stay in South America forever...
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EYEBROWS INTENSIFY - TAKE TWO!
In celebration of me never getting anything ever (hahaha *sob*) have a possible continuation of this with a Valentine’s Day twist! Even though Cosmo Magazine is full of crap, I think Derek somehow pulled it off!
♥ Other Derek Hale-themed ideas for the card (and puns): ♥
- Have some chocolate while eyebrows this card
- His eyebrows are so thick because that’s where he hides his love
- ‘The Wild Hair of Love’
- His eyebrows may disappear when he wolfs out, but his love does not
- ‘3 Hairs Short of a Unibrow: A Timeless Love Story’
- His eyebrows say ‘no’, but his dick says ‘hella’
Aaaaaand finally, a haiku:
Coarse and strong they sit
Like furrows, they sink downward
His glare is scary
♥ HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! ♥
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// Friends, countrymen, fuzzy things: lend me your ears because I am so so sorry for being AFK for like three months. 8D
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(it’s Christmas Eve for me now so I do what I want~)
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