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when i have kids ill só belt out roses turn at every minor inconvenience
#idk how my mom doesn’t do it ngl#your basic queerie#shes insane enough for ur to be good#patti lupone
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she looks so weird i love it
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portugal patti is eating idgaf
#i swiped my eyes too quick and though this was a MAGA HAT#i was horrified#your basic queerie#patti lupone
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this is just like…so lesbian coded i am laughing so hard.
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thoughs are being thunk
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the sentiment is the same
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after literally forever I posted two new chapter of “Letters of my dreams” :) please enjoy! You can find it here
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the nichest ship i ever had but i love it sm 🙏
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why is there such lack of patti fanfics
because I'm taking a small break from writing as I concentrate on my art and it my trip for a little bit!this is also the reason my posts have been scarce! Now as for the other patti writers I can't say, you can ask them tho!
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i hate you.
Is Lilia Calderu autumn coded? Because even she can fall.
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Avis is such a bottom for Lilia and im not sorry
by @andysyearn
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i’m posting two chapters of the very late fosca x seward tomorrow people 😛 hope y’all like angst

I'm losing my mind over not having new fics to read, someone please feed me
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#me and the anything goes tony presentation award video have history okay#that’s my side bitch#that’s my boo#that’s my girl#reno MY BABYYYYYYYY#LOOOOOOOOOVE patti’s version of anyhting goes better than anyone elses#maybe just not ella’s#but that’s because ella fitzgerald is just so so amazing you cannot not love her#your basic queerie#patti lupone#reno sweeney#anything goes#agatha all along#lilia calderu
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i’ve come to tumblr to announce a periodical break in favour of going to a mental hospital, and it’s all been caused by this picture:

the EYES? the ARMS (oh sweet lord the arms)? the HAIR? the SMIRK? the AMRS (because they deserve a second shout out)? the way her legs, who are not on the shot, would clearly be crossed with devilish intention????? i am gaping and it’s from both holes my LORD HOW CAN SHE, HOW DARE SHE, HOW COULD SHE DO IT? WHEN WILL SHE DO ME???? IM FREE PLEASE MY GOD!!!!! insanity has reached me and there’s nothing to be done i am in awe of her godly body, voice and spirit and will unfortunately lose another 50 minutes out of my next friday morning so i can witness 10 minutes of gia in all her shrink fabulousness.
#i cannot do it#your basic queerie#patti lupone#i’m dying here#i’d put her name as a tag but i’ve forgotten it#and just like that
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stupid bitch
don’t make me post your drunk photos @avrscn
i know it’s you dumb whore

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”too much singing for my taste” FROM PATTI FUCKING LUPONE IS WILDDDDDDDD
#your basic queerie#patti lupone#LIEK GELLO#i love gia already omg#she says she doesn’t care abt an age gap#thank gos because i’m MARRYIGN BER
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