my boyfriend’s good morning text 🐍
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the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that
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the force awakens crew + tags
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Lookit this
What if Bilbo put his head through the shirt but Thorin never moved?
how embarrassing
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it's not you it's my anxiety
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imagine oliver wood when he’s an old man talking to his grandchildren and they’re like, “grandpa, you must’ve known harry potter, right!” and he’s like “oh yes, he was on my quidditch team, he was a great seeker even just as a first year-” “yeah but what was he like? was he a total hero?! did you think he could destroy voldemort back when he was eleven!?” “i remember his very first game-” “no no no, tell us how he found the philosopher’s stone!” “HE CAUGHT THE SNITCH IN HIS MOUTH” “grandpa no-” “WE ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIDDITCH”
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a leak from a meat-packed tractor trailer formed a blood-cicle…
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teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
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i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
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when people ask why you suck so much dick
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scrappy doo has been found dead in miami
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Deleted scene from High School Musical
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