yourfriendphoenix

[yourfriendphoenix]

he's the size of a single grain of rice

[yourfriendphoenix]

Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

[yourfriendphoenix]

[yourfriendphoenix]

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

[yourfriendphoenix]

[yourfriendphoenix]

Heh.. Is that your circus archetype.. That's cringe....

YOU'RE CRINGE!!!

[yourfriendphoenix]

Zooble wants the ability to have sex as a form of rebellion against the smooth toy body they have been placed in. It's not a matter of "with whom", but rather of "but why". Zooble wants pieces of a real human body. They don't ask for a sexual toy or anything resembling one, they want "the ability to have sex", that is, they want one of the many human experiences they were robbed off by the Circus back. They don't enjoy the toy body. They want to be reminded they're a human AND a human adult at that. We associate toys with children, sex with adults, and Zooble is an adult whose identity has been stolen and replaced by an amorphous childish shape. Zooble is the one constantly rebelling against Caine and the Circus, rejecting the adventures as much as possible and openly voicing their discomfort. When they say they want "the ability to have sex" they voice their desire to feel human, adult and in control of their life again.

But also, probably Gangle.

[yourfriendphoenix]

INCREDIBLY bold of Jax to claim to be the funny one when this happened in the exact same episode

[yourfriendphoenix]

he won't even get a couch at the lighthouse now

[yourfriendphoenix]

'this post contains something you specifically went out of your way to block so you could avoid seeing it' okay....... but what if i actually want to see this one.... [clicks view post button] aw wtf i didn't want to see this

[yourfriendphoenix]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[yourfriendphoenix]

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

[yourfriendphoenix]

May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.

[yourfriendphoenix]

[yourfriendphoenix]

sometimes an online creator seems like an asshole but like. not in any way that registers as dangerous or problematic or 'dont support their content' its more like. wow i sure am glad i dont have to be friends or coworkers with that guy. do u know what i mean.