yourhostvee

[yourhostvee]

"Wow, that is a lot of us. A daunting amount of us."

"A Virus? Oh dear, that's far from ideal. Has Brightney, or anyone for that matter, not checked your diagnostics? If they haven't, perhaps we could plug you into a close circuit computer and I could run a scan on you, see if I can get rid of the virus. I am a version of you after all, if anyone can help it'd be me."

"What on earth-"

*It's... It's another version of you? They're dressed differently from you, but they have a very recognisable TV head and antennae, even having the same bent antennae as you*

"If I'm seeing things correctly, are you another version of me? You're not --- You're not V2, are you?"

how many twins do i have?? i've already seen three of me, now there's a fourth one?? She looked at Vee up and down, analyzing and assessing her quadruplet. Upon this scan, she blurted out i believe i'm version...69.

[yourhostvee]

Hey vee, I think your going a little far. I did some digging, and apparently shrimpo punched you because you made some comments about Finn. Is this true?

"....I see. I did not know that. I can't recall what exactly I might have said, but I definitely made some blunt, possibly rude remarks to Finn. I didn't realise he did it for Finn, I really thought he'd just done it on his own accord. Perhaps I went a little too far. Still wish he hadn't punched my screen out, but thank you for the info Rodger."

[yourhostvee]

"I'm going to take that as option 1, incapable of change. You know, when the centre shut down I thought maybe you'd finally start developing a personality outside of your character. Clearly, I was too hopeful. I don't know why that fishbowl even hangs around you. Maybe he feels sorry for you."

"If it isn't our resident trouble maker."

*It's Vee, and she's looking at you with even more judgement than usual, her microphone tail is swishing behind her angrily*

"You never ended up apologising for bashing in my screen you little punk, but what am I to expect from such a specimen as yourself? Since you weren't thoughtful enough to offer me an explanation for your actions, I'd like to ask now was there a reason you did it, or did you just find it funny? I'll throw in a dollar prize for the answer."

"BECAUSE YOU SUCK, AND I AINT APOLOGIZIN', OLD TECH"

[yourhostvee]

"Four? Wow, that's a lot of us. I thought for a second... Nevermind. It's good to meet you."

"..."

"Was that.... Was that a joke? I find it hard to believe there were 68 other versions of Vee, and that you happen to be the one that corresponds to a number many find funny for its crude connotations. Are you feeling alright?"

"What on earth-"

*It's... It's another version of you? They're dressed differently from you, but they have a very recognisable TV head and antennae, even having the same bent antennae as you*

"If I'm seeing things correctly, are you another version of me? You're not --- You're not V2, are you?"

how many twins do i have?? i've already seen three of me, now there's a fourth one?? She looked at Vee up and down, analyzing and assessing her quadruplet. Upon this scan, she blurted out i believe i'm version...69.

[yourhostvee]

".....That's low, even by your incredibly low standards. Then again, it's my fault for trying to get the walking bully stereotype to be useful. Are you actually incapable of change, or do you just enjoy bullying everyone?"

"If it isn't our resident trouble maker."

*It's Vee, and she's looking at you with even more judgement than usual, her microphone tail is swishing behind her angrily*

"You never ended up apologising for bashing in my screen you little punk, but what am I to expect from such a specimen as yourself? Since you weren't thoughtful enough to offer me an explanation for your actions, I'd like to ask now was there a reason you did it, or did you just find it funny? I'll throw in a dollar prize for the answer."

"BECAUSE YOU SUCK, AND I AINT APOLOGIZIN', OLD TECH"

[yourhostvee]

"Huh, so it wasn't you that bandaged my head. Interesting."

"you didn't hear? He nearly KILLED me, I had to shut down and reboot, he punched my screen so badly. I think I remember him smashing THROUGH the glass before I lost consciousness. I feel operational right now, but I won't lie it was scary at the time. I don't even remember why he did it. Then again, it is Shrimpo, maybe he was just bored."

(blissfully unaware it's because they were an asshole to Finn)

"Cosmo."

*Vee is holding her bandaged head, her screen visibly cracked, as she walks into the kitchen*

"I have to ask, how long was I out for? I expect you and Sprout were the ones to bandage me up after the Shrimpo fight, right? Also, am I ok to be walking about? My vision is somewhat glitched right now, but I feel functional. Still,I trust you or Sprout on this topic more than myself."

"Vee?!- What happened? Are you okay?-

Wait, Shrimpo fight..?"

[yourhostvee]

"So... since you're a computer, you can translate things, right? So, you know Spanish?

que chido!"

"Lo sé, sólo una de las muchas características geniales que tengo. A veces no es la más fiable, pero funciona."

(I know, just one of the many cool features I have. Sometimes it's not the most reliable, but it works.)

(if only I was multilingual irl, it'd be so handy)

[yourhostvee]

"Yes, I wish she couldn't but she very much can. She got stuck the first time she did it, so the two of us were bound together for about a week. Not fun, at all. I think the handlers finally told her to stop, she hasn't done it in a while."

Hello ms. Version 1. As revenge for flooding my room with rats and ruining my perfectly strung corkboard, I’m here to tell you that Connie’s last name is boolynski. Do with this information what you will, I don’t care.

-Rodger

"Boolynski?" *Snickers* "Oh that's GOLD, thank you Rodger, I will absolutely be holding this over her if she ever tries haunting me again. Also, sorry to hear about the rats, I know how bad Connie can get with her pranks."

[yourhostvee]

Hello ms. Version 1. As revenge for flooding my room with rats and ruining my perfectly strung corkboard, I’m here to tell you that Connie’s last name is boolynski. Do with this information what you will, I don’t care.

-Rodger

"Boolynski?" *Snickers* "Oh that's GOLD, thank you Rodger, I will absolutely be holding this over her if she ever tries haunting me again. Also, sorry to hear about the rats, I know how bad Connie can get with her pranks."

[yourhostvee]

*Vee woke up in the infirmary, half her face bandaged up, the other half showing cracking.*

"Where... What in Delilah's name happened? OH RIGHT, THAT LITTLE PINT SIZED SHRIMP CAVED IN MY FACE. THAT LITTLE PUNK. Well at least it looks like Cosmo and Sprout patched me up. My vision is so blurry, ugh. If that little Shrimpo shows up I SWEAR- well, I'll think of something to do to him.*

@i-hate-being-asked (Hiii)

[yourhostvee]

"Alright alright alright, welcome to the show! You, lucky reader, get an inside scoop on my daily life! Wow!"

(Vee V1 askblog/ rpblog, so please do interact. let's go over the basics)

(If it's in brackets, it's OOC, in parentheses "with green text" is Vee talking, and asterisks *with green text* is what Vee is doing.)

(DNI proshippers, darkshippers, bigots)

(there will be a lot of headcanons in this, my version of Vee is not going to be 100% faithful to canon. That's just how I roll)

(Vee uses She/They/It, because HEADCANON, mod uses They/It)

(I won't be doing any ships with this blog, sorry shellvision fans, and other shippers. This Vee is VERY aroace.)

(being mean ic is fine, Vee is an asshole sometimes so it's fair to bite back, but do NOT take it OOC. What Vee does =/= what I do)

( #Onstage on all posts )

( #asktheaudience on asks )

( #nextcontestant on RP interactions )

(Non-canon characters/ OC interactions are welcome)

"Right, next question!"

(also I feel awkward asking, but if anyone has Vee fanart that they'd be ok with me using for the avatar, provided I credit them ofc, then do say, I'd like to differentiate my blog from any other Vee blogs, just so we don't get mixed up.)