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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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