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white people when there's dinner at the function
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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
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At the post office today:
Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please
Clerk: does it matter what kind?
Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.
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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday
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burger before fries makes you lovely and wise
fries before burger try not to get hurter
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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week
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UNDERTALE is finally here.
In this jRPG, you don’t have to kill anyone. Instead, you can make friends with your enemies.
About 5-6 hours long. No grinding. No fetch quests. With random encounters that will make you smile instead of screaming. And the soundtrack contains 70+ tracks worth of music by “Toby Fox” of Homestuck fame.
Please check it out. http://undertale.com
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