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sort of, no (its summer academic comeback soon) yes and yes

2025

● eat more protein

● go to class

● free myself from shame

● jork it

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many on here need to be learning this lesson

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sketch for the judgement, charcoal on paper, john singer sargent, c. 1903-1916

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Job interview in 5 minutes. I can do hard things I can do hard things I can do hard things

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#they are the definition of enemies to lovers

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Headcanon: It's well known that orcs are often derogatorily compared to pigs, particularly around the High Rock area. And in recent years, they've begun to take that insult back.

Orcish noble families are more frequently incorporating wild boars on their heraldry, and boar imagery and tusks frequently find their way onto orcish smithing. As they're quick to point out, there's few creatures in the wilds as dangerous as a boar with it's dander up.

This reclamation attempt recently culminated in the Grand Tourney of Camlorn on 4E 198, where the Orcish knight Bogrog Gro-Malraz, in his distinctive boars head helm, spent the entire day kicking the ass of the famously bigoted Ser Frederic Maurard in every event, from jousting to archery to the final grand duel. Afterwards, as a gesture of "good sportsmanship" he gifted the Breton knight with...a nicely cured leg of ham, as the audience exploded with laughter.

Ser Frederic was not available for comment afterwards.

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I'm completely non ironic about mr. terrific x guy gardner btw. I believe terrific went thru the 5 stages of grief realizing he liked guy. guy, on the other hand, was always obvious about how horny he is for terrific. he's corny about it too with awful pick up lines and grabbing terrific's ass with one of his hand constructs. this is peak, goofy old man yaoi. THIS IS WHIMSY !!!

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

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all animals have a place in the ecosystem and that includes humans and im sick of encountering edgelords who say the earth would be better off if we were wiped out. you wanna mess things up for every species that has adapted to live alongside us? as far as i can tell our existance is pretty intertwined with the world we live in, and caring about animals should include caring about humans because we're also animals. so we should probably focus on doing good with the resources we have instead of fantasizing about a big nuclear reset button. you sound like a pokémon villain.

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old doodle but whatever… I miss my wife tails

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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The closest experience I've ever had to discovering "the vitamin" was buying a 100% wool outfit and wearing it in the winter.

Not only was I not freezing anymore, I was not sweating and overheating either. The horrible sensory nightmare of winter clothes disappeared.

In particular, I bought a pair of wool pants. They were a thrifted pair of fancy dress pants like you would wear at an important office job, and they were easily the most comfortable pair of winter-appropriate pants i'd ever worn. I wore them Every Single Day.

From that point on I realized a lot of my clothes were making me feel bad, and the common thread was polyester. Especially polyester blends.

It's a trap because the polyester clothes are the ones that always feel sooooo silky soft when they are in the store, whereas cotton, linen and wool can feel comparatively rough and scratchy. But when actually wearing them for hours throughout the day, it's the natural fibers that feel more comfortable.

Maybe the secret to sensory comfort is not about the presence of softness, but the absence of overloading sensations. Or maybe the sensory stress and agony is not triggered by texture of the fabric, but by how it breathes and regulates temperature.

Then there's the problem of clothing life span: polyester blends, no matter how soft they seem at first, become rough and scratchy and covered in hard, itchy pills after wearing them 10 or 20 times, whether or not they have been tumble-dried or even washed at all. (I tested it!) Linen and cotton become softer and more comfy the more you wear them, polyester but ESPECIALLY polyester blends become a constant stressor. Polyester blend t-shirts I used to love for their softness now feel bristly and irritating.

So now I'm trying to change my wardrobe to as many natural fibers as possible, and the more natural fiber clothes i have the more I realize that the plastic fibers stress me out. It's so easy to overheat or freeze in them and they're always degrading and becoming less comfortable and it sucks.

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happy pride