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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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who up dinking they oiter

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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

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DO NOT. PUT CISHET PORN ON MY DASH.

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the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

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One thing that helped me in life is like realizing that everybody else gets away with being ugly. Everybody else gets away with confronting people. Everybody else gets away with accidentally bothering people. Don’t worry about anything ever lol

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UPDATE: My Nandermo Sketch Dump is now available as One Collective PDF! 🦇

In the time of Big Internet making it impossible to host any kind of smutty art reliably anywhere, one consistent issue I've been running into is getting my Fandom Archival Site™️sketch dump working. So instead of spending time every month rehosting images there (only for something else to inevitably get yoinked later), I've compiled that entire posting into one PDF file! Missing will be various tags or any notes of additional context, but every art piece that was currently public on that post is included-- plus a couple of bonuses from over on Patreon that I would have LIKED to have added eventually, but, yanno. The horrors.

This PDF is entirely free and available to everyone, as it was originally, so enjoy! Grab it over on my Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/resurrection-ao3-129871335