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genuinely genuinely so fucking evil that labor day doesn’t actually mean a day when you don’t have to work. instead it means a day when you still have to work but every stupid old fuck with an office job doesn’t so they all come into your store at the exact same time

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Prediction: Silksong will have a boss whose death animation involves delivering a full Shakespearean soliloquy in unsubtitled bugly gibberish.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: one of the only few bad things about Tolkien's legendarium is that it makes 90% of all other fantasy worlds look either completely or somewhat mediocre in comparison.

Like, what do you mean you don't have a fictional language for your fantasy world? WEAKLINGS

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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@wholesome-animal-images

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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch