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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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I don't want a fucking job I want to be that elegant woman you see studying in the library all day with her cat and a cup of coffee, pouring over ancient texts with a maddening half-smile on her face.

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being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

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There are not enough hours in the day; how am I supposed to go to work AND read AND draw AND sew AND write AND stay up to date on all the tv people tell me I should watch AND scroll endlessly through tumblr and expect to actually get anything accomplished. I call bullshit on the entire concept of time

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#no comment

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cant wait for when i become a real person

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#they are 20 year olds talking about a smartass 15 year old boy that bullies them.

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every 5th of the month

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Dialogue between Orpheus and Eurycice

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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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Vampire: *Bites my neck to drink my blood*

Vampire: Stop moaning, you’re making it weird.

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how am i supposed to relax when there are things

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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

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nowhere else

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EDDIE MUNSON + 👅 (in·sp)