(thinking) I bet none of this would be happening if I was a vast sphere of searing, divine light
2K notes
·
View notes
Was told I am a girly and nice person. Holy shitttt
1 note
·
View note
The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...
24K notes
·
View notes
Do not leave cupcakes to cool on the counter or cat will eat them. Lesson learned (for the 5th time)
0 notes
Dino experts plz lmk if this is a Brachiosaurus
0 notes
When waking up before 12pm and spending time w friends and eating a normal amount of food actually makes me feel betterr… UM OK BUT DO I DESERVE THAT
0 notes