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Irish entry is what Hoozier would be if he committed to the bit

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F**king knew they were covering shit up

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OH! So Joost was literally being harassed and filmed illegally, and didn’t even touch the camera woman? Good to know, I have no problems taking sides now

fuck the EBU!

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in lieu of joost being disqualified for no reason im posting his semi final performance so u don’t have to give the ebu any views

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

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This is genuinely the worst Eurovision ever. Sweden broke the natural passage of time by stealing the win from Finland last year and now the contest is cursed.

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KAARIJA CHA CHA CHA

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YOU CANT JUST DROP HIM LIKE THAT

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the sound of the audience going out every so often isn't suspicious at all

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I wonder if there's any practical reason for Harrow's family to only tell secrets while immersed in salt water, or if it's something they've just always done without remembering it's because thousands of years ago, Anastasia figured out it was the best way to talk with Alecto

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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The Locked Tomb Series Official Reading Order:

- The Iliad

- The Bible

- The Apocryphal Book of Judith

- Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost

- Don Quixote

- Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe

- Revolutionary Girl Utena

- Homestuck

- Umineko

- Gideon the Ninth

- The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex

- Lolita

- Harrow the Ninth

- Harrow the Ninth Again

- The Barbie Movie

- As Yet Unsent

- Nona the Ninth

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All the other contestants during the recap: [actual parts of the chorus]

Ireland: [BANSHEE SCREAM]

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Imagine these two meeting for the first time

This is completely based off of a scene from my fav ATSV fic

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Ireland last qualified in 2018. What makes you special?

Fair enough