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Literally every single person on catfish
Nev: Do you have his number?
Girl: oh yeah ima give you his new number cause he recently bought the new iphone so he changed the number
Max: So you both have an iPhone and you guys never facetimed before?
Girl: oh because when he opened the box the phone fell out and his camera got busted and he didn’t get no insurance on it
Max: ………
*Nev goes outside and dials the number of the catfish*
Nev: Yes hello? So I’m Nev from catfish on MTV and I’m basically asking you to humiliate yourself on television by telling everyone that you secretly like to pretend you’re a model in your spare time. Is that okay?
Catfish: oh yeah sure! I have been rejecting the idea of meeting that girl for the past 10 years but since it’s you who called, why not be filmed while doing it?
Nev: Cool, cool.
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a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
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When a girl says “first of all” run away, migrate, bc she’s done her research, she has sharpened her winged eyeliner, she’s guna destroy you
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here we have a vicious pitbull being mad she’s not getting her butt scratched
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Power Of Love by Ole Henrik Skjelstad Photographer’s Instagram
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