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yowlot · 5 years ago
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“Harry Potter saved kids lit”
excuse you, do not pay such disrespect to our chosen leader, Firestar
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Warrior Cats saved kids lit by being full of like ongoing murder and intrigue and weird cat love triangles. Do you know how many of these books I bought when I was 11? We have an entire shelf of these bad boys.
and where else would we get these lines??
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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Zuko and Mai v Mr. Boomerang.
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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Proposition 1: Vampires started out scary because contagious diseases, decomposition and sleep paralysis are all very scary.
Proposition 2: Vampires became sexy because the neck is a very sexy place to be kissed.
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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i’m weak for wholesome AUs. and modern clothing.
botw uni au - @thedailymushroom 
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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Second part to previous surprisingly popular (thank you so muuuuuuch!) comic. Sorry it took so long >.<
so a bunch of headcanons because drawing this I had wayy too much time to come up with them ;P
Sokka is the only non bender to ever win a (team) bending championship. As a true older brother he had to rub it in Katara’s face. Just so she knows who is the true certified bending champion in this family ;P
He coincidentally also rubbed it in not-very-precise-at-creating-rules championship organizers faces so for next year tournament they coincidentally made more precise rules. Which pissed Katara off enough so that she postponed her responsibilities and took Sokka’s place (because he may be an idiot older brother but he is HER idiot older brother). Championship organizers quickly learned their lesson, changed back the rules and very nicely asked if maybe the funny-bucket-guy can come back next year.
Because balance is important in sports funtimes also. You can’t have 2 overpowered forces of nature in one team. Especially if one of them is there out of spite. But one (1) compact force of nature + one (1) funny bucket guy + one (1)  serious theater nerd  make a perfect and very entertaining team. Especially with their superior coordination in costume department.
Speaking of Zuko. He totally came up with some cool af but also nerdy name that clearly suggests who is behind the mask (which he doesn’t take off). Just to have the endless supply of entertainment at the expense of nobles trying to find polite way to ask if maybe The Fire Lord decided to take weekend off and indulge in some “lowly commoner unelegantly brutal excuse for entertainment”.
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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Her name was Quynh. She was one of us. The first immortal Andy found. They had been alone so long when she found her, Quynh had given up. THE OLD GUARD (2020) Dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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Andromache of Scythia
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yowlot · 5 years ago
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post-canon realness
(edit: go check out @deliciouspeach, thats were i got most of the outfits from!)
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