yoyozap-kittycat

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Do you think your parents really love each other?

Honestly? I have no fucking idea. If I had to guess... Probably not. Assassin relationships aren't for love, they're for business.

They fight a lot too. Mom doesn't do anything against dad really but I hear them. I don't know what's going on with it half the time.

[yoyozap-kittycat]

If you had to choose, do you prefer your mom or your dad?

If I really, really had to choose, I'd say my dad. At least he's not so volatile. He can be reasonable.

[yoyozap-kittycat]

You didn't? Honestly I'm kinda surprised.

Also, I think it's pretty easy to figure out if you think about it.

Hey Killua! Who’s your fav Homestuck troll?

Can I admit that I never actually read Homestuck

I mean I didn't have a lot of time to like... Do shit. Usually if I wasn't training I was recovering from training so????

Also there was a period of time where I was legit afraid of computers

[yoyozap-kittycat]

wwhat your favvorite flavvor of choco robots?

Honestly I haven't tried many, why would I? They're meant to be chocolate.

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Hey Killua! Who’s your fav Homestuck troll?

Can I admit that I never actually read Homestuck

I mean I didn't have a lot of time to like... Do shit. Usually if I wasn't training I was recovering from training so????

Also there was a period of time where I was legit afraid of computers

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Does your dad do his hair every morning or does he just wake up looking like dolly parton

I... Don't know????

I've never seen him do his hair. Usually I think you have to brush it during the day if it's that long but?? Never.

I've actually never seen pictures of him from before I was born. So I have no idea what he looked like. Is the hair recent? I don't know.

... Illu might though, maybe ask him? He's @ask-pinsndneedles , he might just reply to this anyway...

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Not necessarily, just if two people with similar genes/similar power levels would increase the chance, I guess? Like I don't think mom came from an assassin family, so if the other parent was also from an assassin family like ours, would that do anything?

Though honestly our family is weird, I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happened a while back.

Hey Illu

Do you know anything about our extended family?? Gon texted me earlier asking about something that reminded me of the fact that I like. Don't know anything about our family history or anything

I was kinda curious if the white hair thing can like. Skip a generation??? Is it recessive? I'm curious now. (I overheard Leorio talking about gene stuff, apparently someone he's working with thinks their partner had an affair bc the baby had a recessive gene or something and now I'm curious.)

- @yoyozap-kittycat

hm, that’s an interesting question. i actually don’t know

i’ll ask dad or grandpa at some point and get back to you

i have wondered about how the strength of nen correlates with phenotype. that’s why you were chosen as the heir despite not being the firstborn

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Oh neat, yeah I was curious about that. I was thinking about like, if two different people had the required genetics somewhere, would that increase the chances or is it just. Random.

Thanks 👍

Hey Illu

Do you know anything about our extended family?? Gon texted me earlier asking about something that reminded me of the fact that I like. Don't know anything about our family history or anything

I was kinda curious if the white hair thing can like. Skip a generation??? Is it recessive? I'm curious now. (I overheard Leorio talking about gene stuff, apparently someone he's working with thinks their partner had an affair bc the baby had a recessive gene or something and now I'm curious.)

- @yoyozap-kittycat

hm, that’s an interesting question. i actually don’t know

i’ll ask dad or grandpa at some point and get back to you

i have wondered about how the strength of nen correlates with phenotype. that’s why you were chosen as the heir despite not being the firstborn

[yoyozap-kittycat]

what about kurapika? do you miss him?

A little. I'm not as close to him as Gon or Leorio, but... I wish he'd answer sometimes. At least to let us know he's still alive, y'know? I can see how it weighs on the others too. We're all worried about him. I hope he comes home soon.

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Thoughts on Leorio?

He's basically taken over as me and Gon's dad, even when he can't see us in person. Calls me every night to say goodnight. It's nice, even if I'm not really used to it yet. It's weird having a dad that actually cares about me.

He's great.

[yoyozap-kittycat]

You should confess to your crush even if they don’t like you back! ^^

L-Like I said, I don't have a crush!!!

[yoyozap-kittycat]

I'm fairly sure that Hisoka would enjoy that, but yeah he'd probably try to kill Chrollo-

Not that I want that freaky ass clown as my brother in law, but he can sass dad so that's kind of neat

How could your parents feel in the case of a polygamous matrimony? Seeing as you're of a clan of high standing I would imagine both hisoka and chrollo could be on the table, if you played your cards right. Which I have no doubt you could do, if you would like to.

That’s an interesting idea, I’ve never actually considered how my parents might feel about that.

However, I’m more concerned about whether or not Chrollo and Hisoka could make nice because if they kill each other we’re back to square one.

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... Thanks Illu

Stfu you freak, even if you left you're still a murderer. Go kill yourself if you really wanna make the world better. I bet your friends don't even really like you, they're probably just terrified to say so. You're right that no one's ever going to love you. Just give up.

Uhhh??? Nice try ig??????

Usually I'd just delete this but honestly it's kinda funny bc getting away from the people who "love" me (my family) is kind of a thing I'm trying to do rn. Also I'm pretty sure Illumi would like actually kill someone if I didn't tell him I got this, so.

@ask-pinsndneedles

I can deal with this on my own but figured you'd wanna know ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Yeah yeah, go crying to your nii-chan for help, boo fucking hoo. Hope you die you inbred freak. I bet crying to your mommy would be an even better expression. Coward.

... Okay I would usually again just delete this but??? Inbred?????? What gives you that idea?

Also I'm not a coward nor am I "running to" anyone, I just know Illumi enough to know he'd be mad if he didn't know. I'm not having him fight my battles for me, there's no battles to fight. I literally do not care lol.

@ask-pinsndneedles actually I'm gonna ask. Is there like a stereotype of assassin families being full of incest or something??? Would you know????

[yoyozap-kittycat]

Stfu you freak, even if you left you're still a murderer. Go kill yourself if you really wanna make the world better. I bet your friends don't even really like you, they're probably just terrified to say so. You're right that no one's ever going to love you. Just give up.

Uhhh??? Nice try ig??????

Usually I'd just delete this but honestly it's kinda funny bc getting away from the people who "love" me (my family) is kind of a thing I'm trying to do rn. Also I'm pretty sure Illumi would like actually kill someone if I didn't tell him I got this, so.

@ask-pinsndneedles

I can deal with this on my own but figured you'd wanna know ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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I thought you quit the assassin business tho, why should any of those rules apply to you?

Technically yes, however I can't exactly hide from them. I'm pretty sure dad still thinks I'll come home one day and I'm banking on that to keep me safe, so y'know.

Also, it's the trauma

[yoyozap-kittycat]

do you have a crush on anyone??? ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

N-No, what would even make you ask a question like that???

... Besides, assassins aren't even allowed to have friends, why would they be allowed to actually fall in love?

It's not like he likes me back, anyway...