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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him

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just discharge her as a patient and do her stretches while you’re in it. next.

this tweet actually drives me crazy becase what do you mean 'who forbade this'. Whatever body is providing the physical therapist with their license you silly goose dating your patients is like the number one most Forbidden thing you can do as a medical professional, in fact,

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i thought the constant look of terror was from getting his eyeball popped out by a snow plow

I think the psychology of Jeremy Renner is very funny, like not as an individual but as a specific location within society. I’m thinking about what Parkins (and Engels and etc) said about the petit-bourgeoisie being marked by a deep abiding terror over the instability of their own fortunes, that unlike the aristocracy there is not the same institutional guarantee of intergenerational class reproduction, and so the middle classes are terrified of every shadow on the wall for fear it could ruin them financially. So strong is this terror that this is a subjectivity inhabited by successful and unsuccessful people alike. And I’m also thinking about that Indigo F video essay about the gaylor phenomenon where they talk about how people who like extremely popular things (like the MCU) feel a deep insecurity over their own mainstream tastes and want to position themselves as being cool in the culture (thus a potential explanation for the gaylor phenomenon as a post-hoc justification for liking the most popular musician on the planet).

And so combining these two things together, to be an actor in something so dominant as the MCU, there also needs to be a similar bourgeois terror/hegemonic insecurity right ? We all heard what Martin Scorsese said about those movies. But at least if you’re Robert Downey Jr you’re something approaching a real actor on top of being one of the A-list stars in said hegemony, so there’s a certain level of security there. But Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye. You are marginal gentry in the McMansion kingdom, but you don’t even get the security of being gentry, you’re just bourgeois. So you create an app themed after yourself. The Jeremy Renner app. That is an articulation of a deep unshakeable terror at your own existence. Every time he appears on camera you can see the horror in his eyes no matter how well he tries to mask it

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I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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THIS SET UP?

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Marasmius Haematocephalus by Leigh Ann Andrews

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Water by Giuseppe Arcimboldo (1527 - 1593)

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smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

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tried to join a fandom for the first time in 18 years. saw a fanart with inexplicably huge tits and a lady calling a doll her hubby. don’t know if there’s room here for a humble old farmer like me

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It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation