27. midwestern. professional misanthrope. works well with children.
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your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.
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One day there’s going to be a whole internet debate over whether or not it’s acceptable to deface Trump’s grave, and I’ve picked my side.
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[Image: tweet by Titanium Cranium (@FelicityTC) including three screenshots of a Harry potter book in three different formats on Amazon. Text:
“Harry Potter on Amazon -
Print: $6.39 Audio: $44.99 Braille: $100.00
#CripTax”]
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This scam made the California University study 124 imported oils and found that over 70% of samples failed the tests.
These failed:
Mezzetta
Carapelli
Pompeian
Primadonna
Mazola
Sasso
Colavita
Star
Antica Badia
Whole Foods
Safeway
Felippo Berio
Coricelli
Bertolli
These brands passed:
Corto olive
Lucero
McEvoy Ranch Organic
Omaggio
California Olive Branch
Bariani Olive oil
Lucini
Ottavio
Olea Estates
Cobram Estate
Kirkland Organic
Also, test the olive oil yourself at home. Put the bottle out when cold, or in the fridge for 30 min. if it gets solid, it is pure and has monounsaturated fats.
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I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”
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Founded in 2005, the all-female motorcycle club meets every Sunday to cruise through the streets of New Orleans and share in the sisterhood of partaking in what is often a male-dominated arena.
“The motorcycle and MC [motorcycle club] world is very male-dominated, so to be African American and be a woman involved in this predominantly male world was also really fascinating.”
the contrast between their glamorous looks and gritty bikes sets them apart from other riders.
“Watching them dressed so feminine, and then being on these really masculine machines and being able to control them and do tricks on them, is visually stunning,” she said.
That is so damn badass! I’m in love!!!!!!
i’m obsessed with the idea of all black girl gangs.
Black women helping, fighting for and supporting other black women is what we need.
#BlackGirlsMagic
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You wonder why I’m so about her...
I am so here for the women who are saying look, I’m not about that casual sex life and I’m not settling for bullshit either. I rather be single then dealing with fuck shit. GIRL yes ma’am
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kanye’s ex wrote a poem about the “new” kanye…hit kinda deep
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Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.
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