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Stay With Me Chapter 2 is now updated!

Featuring breakfast, barbershop quartets, bickering, bantering, and belf boathing.

New Malevolent Fic Drop! Hot off the presses, folks!

Stay With Me by Quill_Quips Through the intervention of a familiar chaos god, John is once more the King in Yellow at the peak of his godly strength, no drawbacks, no sacrifices. Except… Arthur has already suffered. Their journey has taken a toll no mortal soul or body could withstand without irreparable damage. Arthur is broken. John intends to fix him, in his own way. Even if it means betraying his friend's trust. Over. And over. And over again.

Hello good citizens of the Malevolent fandom. I offer this to you.

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This is yet another friendly PSA to read Peter Wimsey. You’ll get:

Murder most foul! With clever exciting whodunnit mysteries written by AGATHA CHRISTIE’S MENTOR!

The sweetest healthiest slowest of slow burn romances ever put to paper with the most loser fail of wife guys. This is a code MorticiaGomezAddams, people

Canonical lesbians who are the emergency contacts of said wife guy.

Bunter.

Oh wife guy is a canonical short king and his wife is the same height as him and sometimes they switch coats and yes it’s very Gender of them.

Oh hey did I mention that said slow burn short king romance is based off of DLS’s college lesbian friends, did I mention that? You get double lesbians.

Anyways. The best reading order is Strong Poison, Have His Carcase, Gaudy Night, Busman’s Honeymoon, then back to the beginning of the series starting from Whose Body then finished off with the semi canonical Jill Patton Walsh books that pick up after the series.

Romantasy and dark romance authors need to stop making big brooding guys whose only personality is "touch her and you die" and consider the appeal of creating a hero whose face is likened variously to a worm wriggling out of old cheese and an adjutant stork and who says things like "don’t let’s bring Socrates into this” and “I had found you beyond all hope or expectation, at a time when I thought no woman could ever mean anything to me beyond a little easy sale and exchange of pleasure and I was so terrified of losing you before I could grasp you that I babbled out all my greed and fear as though, God help me, you had nothing to think of but me and my windy self-importance, as though it mattered, as though the very word of love had not been the most crashing insolence a man could offer you."

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New Malevolent Fic Drop! Hot off the presses, folks!

Stay With Me by Quill_Quips Through the intervention of a familiar chaos god, John is once more the King in Yellow at the peak of his godly strength, no drawbacks, no sacrifices. Except… Arthur has already suffered. Their journey has taken a toll no mortal soul or body could withstand without irreparable damage. Arthur is broken. John intends to fix him, in his own way. Even if it means betraying his friend's trust. Over. And over. And over again.

Hello good citizens of the Malevolent fandom. I offer this to you.

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I’m so late but happy 132nd birthday to dearest DLS, thank you for your wise words and thank you for giving us Peter and Harriet.

“We are much too much inclined in these days to divide people into permanent categories, forgetting that a category only exists for its special purpose and must be forgotten as soon as that purpose is served.”

Happy 127th birthday, dearest Dorothy L. Sayers! You were delightful, DLS, and I’m so grateful for you-for your detective stories, your theology, and your beautiful wisdom.

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l have exactly ONE self insert fantasy and that’s becoming a She/They x He/They power couple with Kanechika from Skip and Loafer, cowriting the most fucked up politically commentative screenplays to the awe of the student body, culminating in a graduation showstopper musical that breaks us into the industry, whereupon we amicably break up due to creative differences and realize we are both nonbinary, aroace, and swap the She/They He/They (we were giving each other gender envy). And then we become screenwriting rivals and find passive aggressive ways to undermine each other. A lovers to friends to enemies if you will.

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Mother: “I was thinking about that future vampire animation you like”

Me: “????????”

Mother: *gesturing* “You know! The one about the scientist who becomes a crazy king.”

Me: “????????”

Mother: “Long nose.”

Me: “ADVENTURE TIME??”

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solidarity with california.

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Sometimes things are two things

hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

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oof yeah good luck bestie

something tells me I'm gonna have to learn how to draw Tom McKay's face.

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hold on gotta look up something real quick.

something tells me I'm gonna have to learn how to draw Tom McKay's face.

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You guys really liked my Nimona mom post so I just wanted to share a bit about her, particularly because it’s pride month. 

My mom has maybe the funniest oscillations I’ve ever seen when it comes to queerness. She’ll say she’s uncomfortable with gay couples on TV and then openly cry about Hanyang and Jiwon in Prison Playbook. She’ll say she doesn’t understand “the pronouns thing” but makes a point to carefully ask for my friends’ pronouns and use them correctly (she even asked me to teach her how). She’ll say she doesn’t understand trans people or why anyone would want to change genders, and then randomly say “Allie Beardsley looks very masculine when his hair is blonde, he should dye it again.”

For a long time after I came out as aroace, she continued to say “you’ll find the right guy” or “he’s cute! Bring one home please,” when seeing an attractive guy on TV. The other day I heard her begin “bring one—“ before cutting herself off and saying “for ME!” And then she gave me a really significant smile. 

Anyways, the point is that she’s not 100% there yet but she’s trying really fucking hard and seeing her actively try to unwire a lifetime of conditioning in her own way makes me thankful every day. I’m still not out as nonbinary to her, and idk if we’ll ever have that conversation—but I have hope that someday we will. 

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LMAOO he’s a backseat driving Passenger Princess

finally listening to malevolent podcast y'all like so much. gotta say for someone who controls a total of two tiny organs and zero limbs, Mr. Demonic Ride-Along is a lil too comfortable being a bossy ass bitch

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Caught up with The Summer Hikaru Died manga today. Chat, I am unwell.

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Never felt more iconic in my entire life

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Thinking about the moment John gets a human body (I’m not delusional, you’re delusional).

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Enemies to friends to 👀 🏳️‍🌈

Happy Pride everyone! May we work for a future where we are free to love each other and love ourselves.

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STARTING TOMORROW

Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.

They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!

This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!

TUNE IN HERE

article I posted screenshots of here