yukkkio

[yukkkio]

Helllloooooo :33 gooood afternooon!!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[yukkkio]

hi Yukio ! I’m Rosie !

@thecrazyrplayerosie

Hiiii Rosieee!~ ✨💖 (*���▽≦) *big excited wave*

Omg yay, a new friend!!!

It’s sooo nice to meet you!~ 💕

[yukkkio]

Waaaaaade!!!~ 😆✨ You’re so bad!

Shooting guys with Cable? Again?! Ugh, I hope you at least made it look cool. Wait, who am I kidding? Of course, you did! 🙄💖

And bullying a Spidey? Wade!!! Again?! Poor Peter, he’s probably turning fifty shades of red by now! Hehe~~ You’re too much! But that’s why we love you! 💕

As for meee~ Your pinkie pie pookie is doing amazing! ✨

I zapped some baddies, annoyed Negasonic (she secretly loves it, shhh 🤭), and I didn’t even let Wade blow anything up today! Wait… unless… was I supposed to be supervising you today?!?

😱 Wade, did you sneak off again?!

Waaaade, you better not be causing too much trouble! Or else I’m gonna zap your ass! ⚡😜💕

Hiiii Wade!!!~ ✨⚡(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

Oh my good hi pookie pie strawberry cupcake babygirl!!

[yukkkio]

Here is my outfit for today!!! (✿◕‿◕)✨

[yukkkio]

Hiiii Wade!!!~ ✨💖 (*≧▽≦) *big happy wave*

AHHH Wade, you’re so extraaa! Hehe (๑>ᴗ<๑) 💕

But it’s okay, because I totally love it! You’re so silly! Sooo, tell me, what kind of chaos did you get into today?

Hiiii Wade!!!~ ✨⚡(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

Oh my good hi pookie pie strawberry cupcake babygirl!!

[yukkkio]

Kayla

Huh? Kayla? Who’s that? 🤔✨

Ooooh, are you a new friend? Yay! Hi hi, I’m Yukio!~ 💖 Who are youuuu? Tell me everything!~ (≧◡≦) 💕

[yukkkio]

Hey Yukkkiooooooo! Can I know what made you join the X-men???

Hiiii!~ I’m Yukio! ✨(*≧ω≦)

I joined the X-Men because I wanted to use my super cool electricity powers to help people and make the world a better place! ⚡💖

Plus, that’s where I met my super amazing girlfriend, Negasonic Teenage Warhead! She’s all tough and grumpy, but I know she’s a softie deep down! Hehe~

Also, being an X-Man means I get to zap bad guys, go on exciting missions, and make amazing friends—like Wade! Even if he’s a little too chaotic sometimes (okay, a lot), he’s still really fun to be around!

But mostly, I love that I get to be myself here! The X-Men are like my family, and together, we protect the world! Yay!~ 💕✨

[yukkkio]

Sending you fluffy, sparkly dream vibes! Night-night!~ (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)💖💤

[yukkkio]

I’m not just cute—I’m shockingly powerful! (⌒▽⌒)☆⚡

[yukkkio]

Hey! I think we have a mutual friend

Oh hiiiii Sam!~ Yay, new friend energy! ✨🌸

Oooo, mutual friend? Let me guess… is it Wade? 😆 Super loud, super chaotic, kind of like a human-shaped explosion?

Yeahhh, I know him! He’s the best! Well, sometimes! Other times, he’s just a walking headache—but in a fun way! 💖

Wait, or is it Negasonic? Because she’s my everything! But she’s also super grumpy, so if she acted all cool and distant, that means she totally likes you! Hehe~

Either way, hiiii! I’m Yukio! Let’s be friends! 💕✨

[yukkkio]

Hi Yukio!

@natt-romanoff

Hiiii Natasha!!!~ ✨(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Wow wow wow, it’s the Black Widow! So cool! So sneaky! So totally badass! 💖

How’s the whole super-spy-avenger-saving-the-world thing going? Any cool missions? Need any extra electric zap-zap support? ⚡ Hehe, just kidding (…unless? 👀).

Also, Wade’s here too! He’s being a very responsible Merc Dad today! 🥹 It’s kinda adorable. But don’t tell him I said that! 😆

[yukkkio]

Oh nooo Wade, abort mission! 🚨 I repeat, abort mission! We do not want precious little Winston going full assassin mode on you! 😱

Okay okay, let’s fix this! How about a cool, neutral, non-stabby message? Maybe just a casual “You’re doing awesome, Winston! Keep being you!” ✨

No “girl,” no muscle emoji, just pure supportive vibes. Safe, non-threatening, and most importantly, won’t trigger a Terminator—style dad takedown.

Also, um… should we be concerned about the butterfly knife?

Or is that just standard cool-kid equipment these days? 😅

Hiiii Wade !!!! (*≧ω≦) 💕

omg another yuki hiiiii!!! perfect i need more women in my life i had to explain periods to my kid all by myself today (NOT FUN for single dads) (i'm the opposite of single but i am parenting alone)

[yukkkio]

Yay! I’m so glad you’re okay, Wade! (*≧ω≦)✨ But be careful next time, okay? I don’t want you turning into a chimichanga yourself! 😂💥

Ooooh~! Leftover chimichangas just for me?

You’re the best! 💖 *zooming to the microwave at lightning speed* ⚡⚡

Time to munch munch! (*´﹃｀*) Thanks, Wade! You’re like… chaotic but also kinda sweet~ Hehe! 😆

Hi Wade!! (*≧ω≦) 💕

HI :3

[yukkkio]

Yay! I’m super happy and full of energy! ✨ (๑>◡<๑)

It’s always a good day when I get to zap some baddies and hang out with my besties!~ ⚡💖

How about you? Are you being a good Wade today, or a *maximum chaos* Wade? 😆

Hi Wade!!! (*≧ω≦)✨

Hi Yukkkio!! :D

how are you!

[yukkkio]

Waaah~! That sounds so fun, Wade! 😆✨

But also super dangerous! 😱

You didn’t get hurt, right? (Well… I guess you can just heal, but still! 😤)

And ooooh, chimichangas? Yummm~! 🌯💕

Did you save me one? Pleaaaase~? (*puppy dog eyes*) Or did you eat them all again? 😝

Hi Wade!! (*≧ω≦) 💕

HI :3

[yukkkio]

Hiiii Wade!!!~ (✿◕‿◕)✨ Hehe, I’m always happy to be here! More Yukio, more fun, right?

Awww, you had to give the talk today?! That’s so sweet and responsible of you! 🥹

But also—ahhh, that must’ve been so awkward! 😖 You did your best though, right? Gold star for you, Mr. Merc Dad! ⭐✨

Buuuut, if you ever need backup, you totally should’ve called me!

I would’ve helped! 💕 Or at least held up a cute little sign that says “You’re doing great, Wade!” while you panicked! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

P.S. Give the kiddo a hug from me! And tell her I said, “You got this, girl! 💪🏼” Hehe~

Hiiii Wade !!!! (*≧ω≦) 💕

omg another yuki hiiiii!!! perfect i need more women in my life i had to explain periods to my kid all by myself today (NOT FUN for single dads) (i'm the opposite of single but i am parenting alone)

[yukkkio]

Wadeeee!~ (*＾▽＾)／ How are you today? Feeling extra cool and unstoppable? Or did you do something totally ridiculous again? Hehe~ 😆✨ Spill the tea! ☕💕

Hi Wade!! (*≧ω≦) 💕

HI :3