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yumie-yagi · 4 years
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Y/N: Can I ask you something?
Nighteye: What?
Y/N: Are you like, um, my dad?
Nighteye: What?
Y/N: Are, like, are you the father of me and shit?
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yumie-yagi · 4 years
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“Aw man! This pie doesn’t taste at all like what grandma use to make! I’m must be a terrible baker:(“
Maybe! Or maybe one of many things might be different from the recipe you’ve been trying to follow
Baking is largely both a science, and bullshit. Anything from the altitude you’re at, or the mosture in the air, or the way you’re measuring ingredients (ie weight vs volume) can effect how your final result of what you’re making will come out. A few examples just in my grandmother’s Apple Pie recipe are
Her recipe calls for Crisco in the crust, but Crisco changed their formula in 2007, effecting the taste and texture of the crusts made, so adjustments have to be made to account for that
The Apple tree in her backyard is gone, and no apples sold commonly in stores are similar to whatever random variety she had, and there are over 7,500 known varieties of apples
Not all flour that you buy from the store is the same, and I’m not just even talking about like. Cake flour vs wheat flour. Even in the US the kind of regular baking flour differs depending on where you live, and where it’s sourced from
So will I ever make that Apple pie I remember fondly from my childhood? Probably not! Just gotta figure out my own thing that works.
I dunno why I made this post at 6am. Just shit to keep in mind next time you’re struggling with an older recipe I guess!
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yumie-yagi · 4 years
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Nighteye: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you would need a fake ID
Y/N: *incoherent mumble*
Nighteye: pardon?
Y/N: … you need to be over 18 at Petco to hold the puppies.
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Oh I certainly did ajxjsn extreme parkour and I used one for all to make sure I dumped like a few hundred crates of oranges on iida before he could react to it as a prank. He was so mad but it made him happy to see me laugh again.
mha is great and all but...
If we’re being honest the most unrealistic thing about MHA is that…you mean to tell me…none of these kids dick around with their quirks??? Legit some of these kids have the most wild and borderline outlandish powers and you fr expect me to believe they all handle them in a responsible manner?? LMAO OKAY >You mean to tell me Sero hasn’t used his tape to tape himself or others to the wall/ceiling??
> Jirou doesn’t take her ear thingys and hijack the aux cord to play Cupcakke or Take On Me at full blast???
>denki doesn’t go around (mildly) shocking his friends??? Come on…we know he can be used as a charger give us this…
> Urarararararaka doesn’t randomly make people/their possesions float to see how long it takes them to notice?
> Kirishima and tetsutesu don’t go around headbutting every hard surface they see because someone dared them to?
> kendo doesn’t walk around with her hands enlarged to see how long it takes someone to say something??
> Shinsou doesn’t make people do the Macarena or smth when they slightly piss him off just because he thinks it’s funny???
>Ojiro doesn’t go around hanging from random trees and poles with his tail?
Even the more serious characters like Bakugou, Iida, Tokoyami, Todoroki, and Tsu would fuck around with their quirks they’re tEeNaGeRs > tsu wouldn’t cling to the wall and startle people at the doors? She wouldn’t use her tongue to grab objects she could reach if she just moved a little more???
> Tokoyami wouldn’t use dark shadow to sneak into the dorm kitchen and get him a snack bc he got the munchies at 4am??? Rly??
> Todoroki is a thermometer for fucks sake you seriously mean to tell me he hasn’t set the dorm on fire at least once because he wanted to heat up his hot pocket without using the microwave??? He hasn’t tried to ice skate to class??
> You mean to tell me Iida doesn’t Naruto run to class sometimes…he isn’t the one that gives Midoriya super sonic piggyback rides bc Midoriya already told someone “he had a ride”????
> Bakugou doesn’t go around lighting up ant hills or using his quirk like a firework bc the bakusquad wanted to cause some Teenage Chaos at 1am??
But the most unrealistic thing of all…is that Izuku Midoriya…the boy who was once qUIRKLESS DOESN’T FUCK AROUND WITH HIS POWERS THE MOST > You mean to tell me he doesn’t wall jump in order to sit in really high places he’s not supposed to just bc he can?? He doesn’t do that thing where you use your legs and back to support yourself between two walls except it’s between two buildings?? He doesn’t try to stand on top of light posts like the weeb headass he is? He doesn’t do Extreme Parkour?? He doesn’t try to support things with his legs that he really doesn’t need to (balancing desks, the chair of the kid in front of him (with said kid in chair), boxes, etc.)?? He doesn’t Naruto run to class (with iida)??? He doesn’t take every dare that’s given to him because he’s That Bitch??
Un-fucking-likely Horikoshi
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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bread.
audio: Sethical (Youtube)
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Of course he says trans rights, he is trans
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this is my favorite commission to date.. i’ll never make anything better. i can die now.
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Thank you!
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Aesthetic for a noncanon daughter of All Might with themes of support and her boyfriends Tenya and Mirio for @yumie-yagi!
— Mod Ochaco 💓
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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watch me impersonate an anti
in this essay i will explain how otherkin killed my family and my dreams
dear diary an otherkin existed and it made me cry because i didnt know how to mind my own business because i have a superiority complex and/or savior complex
i will proceed to threaten them and send them death threats until they die or stop existing
:)
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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when the so-called “woke” activists go after animal activists and forget animal agriculture is the leading cause of climate change.
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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For Yumie Yagi, hope you love it!
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Iida Tenya from Boku no Hero Academia is autistic and hates Autism Speaks!
Requested by @cawcawoedipus!
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Toshinori “All Might” Yagi from Boku No Hero Academia is autistic and hates Autism Speaks! A Special Birthday Flag from Mod Pi
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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As an Indigenous person, there is nothing I’ve heard about GreedFall that doesn’t disgust me.
I’ve talked about this before, during early promotion, and everyone said I was over-reacting. Now the company is coming right out and acknowledging that this is indeed a colonizer fantasy roleplaying game, so like. You all owe me $5, my Ko-fi link is on my blog.
GreedFall is set in a fantasy world inspired by the 17th century colonization of the Americas by European powers. Rousseau said she chose the setting to emphasize exploration and politics.
No faction is a monolith, and player decisions affect which sub-faction will be ascendant. When working with Theleme, players can side with the Inquisitors, who take a hardline convert-or-die approach to the natives, or with the Missionaries, who believe that they will eventually win converts to their faith by living peacefully with the locals. Some native clans believe that they can profit from the riches and weapons the settlers brought with them, while others want to drive them back into the sea.
“There are no really good guys,” Rousseau said. “There are some good people amongst these factions, but it’s very difficult to say that a whole faction is good or bad. They are a mix of different things.”
They are literally trying to turn genocide into a morally grey question. They are literally profiting off of Indigenous pain.
Worst thing is there are going to be hundreds of white gays fawning over themselves because there are same-sex romances, as if that makes up for the utter grossness of the story.
No joke, anyone who plans on playing this game should get off my blog.
EDIT: Please feel free to reblog. In fact, I would appreciate the support.
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Aaaahhh thanks Izu!!
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A moodboard for a non-canon daughter of All Might! For @yumie-yagi !
- Mod Izu
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Haru
sanic but it keeps getting faster
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yumie-yagi · 5 years
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Kin
you come into my house, you disrespect my sanic
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