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I love girls. Hold on wait post cancelled there's a mourning dove out my wind.ow

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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oh my god I just remembered my crazy dream I had where there was like a criminal underworld that I accidentally pissed off by having like a super rare epic head of garlic that was highly valued for some reason but even in the dream I was just like "its my only head of garlic rn I need to make... food" and at one point in the dream my garlic was stolen so I went into the sewers to get it back from a guy dressed like a samurai and also I could create magic minions and I had one named bug that was like a tiny cat with 6 legs and a weird bulbous head who distracted me because I needed bug to be safe and bug was BAD at being safe. and at some point in the dream I got back. Half my garlic. and that's enough for me but it pissed the samurai guy off real bad so I had to go into hiding but it was ok because my boyfriend made brownies for us in the home we were hiding in.

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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idk if i have chronic fatigue syndrome but I am literally always tired and overexerting myself makes me feel incredible pain and I only take two college classes but it takes everything for me to get to them and do the homework with a semi-manageable amount of stress so idk maybe I'm justfucked up

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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*referring to uranium* its natural man its good for you its from nature

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What is "homestuck"

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why is it always that when I get high I go "can I still pass as a butch lesbian" and the thing is no i couldn't I'm incredibly fucking femme and also why would I want to pass as a butch lesbian I'm a gay man.

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Zuko + sk8!

Aaand that wraps up this series ^_^

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wow. pwenis.

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