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my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom
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When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
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my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”

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