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HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION to answer even if you're not a virgin: somehow, you become pregnant as a virgin. you don't know anything about the origin and nature of the pregnancy beyond this. that is to say you have no way of actually knowing if this is a son of god situation.

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tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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me in real life: torture and murder are horrible and you shouldn't do them.

me in fiction: torture and murder are literally the two sexiest and most fun things you could possibly do and you should do them all the time.

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ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

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No time to explain, just get in

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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remember go nuts show nuts whatever

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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it's still jarring to see people not get like, genuinely scared for someones wellbeing when they say they have covid. one of my classmates has covid and i am so worried about them and everyone else is just like get better soon and i get that most people don't get it but GOD.

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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petition to replace all "oh no! i'm OLD!" humor with "i survived! YIPPIE!" positivity