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i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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bro can we compare hand sizes 

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can zelda get him pregnant already damn

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stay still, i'm copying you to my pc

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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girl your pussy is vacuuming up all the yonic energy in the room #bitchalert

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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