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if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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i feel like charlie was that kid who ate play dough

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ok but like…imagine the Cullen kids arguing over who has the cleanest record re: blood drinking and whether ‘singers’ should count or not and Carlisle being like ‘um it’s not a competition, human life should be taken very seriously’ etc. etc. and Emmett being like ‘ok but you don’t GET it though’ and Carlisle very pointedly saying ‘I HAVE tasted human blood you know’ and just like…gesturing vaguely at half his family who quite often Forget That

and then there’s like a half second of awkward silence before Emmett is like ‘ok out of the four of us who tasted best’ and Carlisle being like ‘I’m NoT goING to RATE yoU by FlaVoR’

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Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k18

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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LINES I’VE HEARD THAT ARE RAW AS HELL: A SENTENCE STARTER PACK

“I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.” ”Pick a god and pray.” “Then perish.” “Violence for violence is the rule of beasts.” “I have been through Hell and come out singing.” “There are no gods here.” ”Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard.” “Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” ”Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?” ”Most monsters are a manifestation of our own fears and inability to accept different cultures we don’t understand.” ”You can only learn from pain, the more pain the wiser you become.” ”God, forgive me.” ”I am blighted being cursed with sight.” ”This is the age of the expanding man.” “God’s dead and soon we will be, too.” “I thought there were no heroes left in this world.” ”To become God is the loneliest achievement of them all.” “You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies.” “Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end.” ”People who don’t fear death are the ones who crave it.” “This is Hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods.” “Bury me shallow, I’ll be back.” ”Perception is truth to those who perceive it as such.” “Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t.” ”When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn.” “Ironic that someone whose purpose it is to restore life would wish death upon themself.” “God wishes he were me.” “One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” “Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd amount of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.” “Hypocrite that you are, for you to trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.” “All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.” “Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?” “You’re a coward. You always were.” “Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.”

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

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you’re a good person.

↳ hispanic heritage month + favourite characters: marta cabrera

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Please for the love of God stop forgetting that black women are screwed over in media as well and they're always completely mistreated with more intensity than literally everyone else. If they're even considered to begin with.

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about three things i was absolutely positive. first, edward was a little bitch. second,

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mmmm queen ven diagram

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*talks fondly about favorite character *

Person: Wasn’t he the one who murdered all those people, and did all kinds of horrible things?

Me: