What would Ruby's reaction be if she went to a cookie jar and all the cookies have raisins in them?.
Imagine the good old days at Beacon
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AU where Ruby never went to Beacon, but instead pursued being a streamer
*early in the morning*
Ruby, smiling: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another stream. *yawns* Sorry for being a no show yesterday by the way. Something came up, so I couldn’t actually stream.
Everyone in chat: We missed you!
It’s okay!
What happened?
Was it something bad?
Why do you look tired?
Ruby, slightly blushing: N-nothing really happened. I was just....d-doing personal things yesterday. So I'm doing an early stream today to make up for it for you guys.
Everyone in chat: What kinda personal things?
Ae you blushing?
Did you go on a date or something?
Did you get laid?
PogChamp!
She’s getting some!
Hell yeah!
Ruby, blushing: I-I didn’t get— l-let’s just play the game, okay? It doesn’t matter what happened last night. *starts game*
*10 minutes later*
Ruby, playing with the webcam on: So anyway, I’m kinda disappointed in the Calypso twins as villains, you know. They aren’t as interesting as Handsome Jack was, and not even close as being funny either. If anything I found them annoying. You know? I just wished—
*Suddenly in the background of the webcam, a drowsy tall redhead woman with messy hair, and wearing only a long white T walks into the room before approaching Ruby*
Chat: !?!?!?!?
Whose that?!
Behind you!!
Holy shit did she actually get laid!
Ruby, completely oblivious: But Yeah, that’s just my opinion of them. I’m not really trying to start a fight about it. But what do you guys think?
Chat: *still collectively freaking out*
Ruby, finally looking at chat: Huh? What? What’s happening in cha—
*The redheaded girl finally reaches Ruby before crouching down and wrapping her arms around the girl from behind*
Ruby: *squeaks*
Pyrrha, whose has no idea that Ruby is streaming: Hey sweetie, last night was magical.
Chat: IS THAT PYRRHA FUCKING NIKOS?!
WTF!?!?!?
IS THIS REAL!
QUEEN!!!!
SHE LOOKS SO CUTE WHEN TIRED!
YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!
NO WAY THAT’S ACTUALLY PYRRHA NIKOS!
THIS HAS TO BE FAKE!
THAT’S MY FUCKING PROFESSOR!
Ruby, squeaking: P-p-Pyrrha?!
Pyrrha, smiling: Hello to you too. I hope you slept well last night, because I sure did. *kisses Ruby’s neck a bunch*
Chat: KappaPride
Is that actually Pyrrha Nikos?!
God I wish that was me!
💖💞💗💓💜💕❤️
KappaPride
A GODDESS 😍😍😍😍😍
Her tired voice sounds hot!
Ruby, face on fire:..........
Pyrrha, smiling: Anyway, I gotta run now. *yawns* Got to get to beacon before I’m late. I better go get my clothes that are scattered on your bedroom floor. I love you. *kisses Ruby’s cheek*
Ruby, high pitched: I-I-I l-love you t-too.
Pyrrha, walking out the room: See you after work. Have fun with your game. *leaves*
Ruby, face completely on fire:...........
Chat: STREAMER IS WITH PYRRHA NIKOS!
STREAMER HAS GAME!
Nice.
CHAD STREAMER!
OUR GIRL GOT LAID!
Ruby, face impossibly red:..........*voice cracking* O-Okay, a-anyway, as I was saying, I -I j-just don’t really like the story for borderlands 3 when compared to 2. I-it was k-kinda a let down.
Chat: HOW DID YOU MEET HER?!
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?!
NO WONDER YOU LOOK TIRED!!
I WISH I COULD HIGHFIVE YOU!
IS THAT A HICKEY ON YOUR SHOULDER?!
Ruby, face matching her cape:..........*hides her face in her hands* *muffled* Oh my god.
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Caitlyn: Would you prefer the good cop, or the bad cop?
Suspect: I think i want the bad cop ;)
Caitlyn: Very well.
Caitlyn: HONEY, YOU HEARD THAT?!
Vi: *Enters the interrogation room and starts punching the suspect in the face*
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