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its true i saw it happen

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someone remind me to draw a headshot of kanaya, copy paste it a few times and write a different emotion under each one. #reducedaffectdisplaygirlie

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Saw this robot toilet at the restaurant. Was too scared to pee in it so I pissed adjacent to it on th floor.

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ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.

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sollux's ugly ass color palette has been growing on me from all these years drawing him

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aradia practice doodle

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DAVE: yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts three bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasnt looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself 

KANAYA: “Oh My Gog…I Have So Many…” 

DAVE: and put all five of them in her backpack

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Did you brush your teeth today

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10000 posts!

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I feel like I am a whore.

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TG: you know your cats gonna eat you when you die

TT: Yes, but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. Let him be.

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home: