"What if instead of the now banned twitter, DnD characters had tumblr?"Originally fighting to become stronger, currently fighting as a pet-sitter. Necromancy is cool, but having arms is best.
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Do you think if I learn necromancy, I could move the dead soul inside of me?
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This is the obligatory posting of post. Thank you.
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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no amount of undead raising beats the sheer feeling of being right ion a multiple answer question that all your friends yelled at you about
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Despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard
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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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I just noticed, necromancers would be the BEST therapists. Dead inside? Boom. Resurrected. That will be 5 gold and a part of your beloved memories :)
seems kinda sus when you are "dead inside" and quite literally have a skeleton inside you
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spooky month and I cant believe the spookiest thing out there are the bills I get and the occasional inquisitor man.
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