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i just imagine Lucifer stretching his arms with a back pack trying to dazzle Adam like a peacock would 🦚
Adamsapple Pomemon thought
adam isn't really a trainer. he just runs a eevee nursery. one day, a blonde twink arrives with his eevee evolution, hoping to mate not just his with adam's but...well, himself with adam.
lol
i don't know which evoluations adam and lucifer has? i like the thought lucifer has umbreon and adam has sylveon ?
adam is so confused why said twink is mimicing his umbreon's mating actions.
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artistic interpretation of my own oc calling my content trash in Sensei! I Like You So Much!
the fact that they would probably say that makes it funnier. little bitch
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I built my first PC recently so is it weird that I kind of wanna see this man standing in microcenter as the most out of place person ever
my initial design for Heinrich Unheimlich
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Epic as Friendly Doctor office
Ngl im so upset this video didn’t do better than I thought would🥀
Ik this is like the 4th-5th time ive reposted this but I don’t give a flying scallop🥀🥀🥀🥀
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Okay everyone! Poll time! This time, it will be Star Wars related:
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bro this! Remember the teacher a few years back that got banned from his school cause parents found his gaming YouTube channel.
Like come on! You all are too old to be policing other adults and their free time! Get back to idk raising your own kids.
Internet puritans dude
it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?
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I have an idea I'm reality I just wanna make plushies lol 🤣
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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Oh my how time flies it didn’t feel that long since I made an account and met so many kind and, wonderful people in this community. Thank you all!
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Dad nobody hurt me (Poseidon design by the great @neal-illustrator)
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This story was inspired by this clip, also inspired by Potato's plushies on her etsy and tator hoard shop, that you can click on her tumblr page and Twitter page
https://x.com/jp_criacoes/status/1951675284651950523?s=46&t=j6mUv5pSK4bUnUiEYPntCQ
(In a giant big circus tent on the outskirts of Pride ring, everyone including Charlie and her hotel crew were sitting in the front row, Charlie and Vaggie sitting close together holding hands, both Angeldust and Husker eating their own popcorn, Nifty enjoying her candy bag that Alastor bought for her, while Alastor sits back and watch the show for himself, right next to a certain TV demon sitting next to the deer demon with his head on Alastor's shoulder, and when all the lights began to dim down all except for one show light shining down on the stage, and red velvet curtains until they pulled back and showed the whole audience a big box with a ducks and apples design on it, and suddenly people heard and saw someone swinging on a trapeze bar and at the last minute that person did a sharp flip in the air and landed on his two front feet)
Lucifer who held his top hat and apple staff up, while confetti explode everywhere and duck toys and candy apples made their way to the crowd: "Tada!!!!"
(The crowd clapped and cheered for their King, while imp children ran closer to the front rows to quickly and grab the toys and sweet treats, even Charlie and her hotel family got candy apples and their own personalized miniature ducks that looked like each hotel member and staff)
Lucifer: "And now ladies and gentlemen may I present you yours truly and only the Queen of Hell and my beautiful other half, Adam Kadmon Morningstar~!"
(Just then a big cloud of purple and golden smoke appeared right on stage and Adam himself was right in front of the audience and wearing a golden onepiece with a dark purple tux like coat with two long tails and gold buttons, the costume was Very formfitting and hugging all of his curves on his Royal plus sized body, his massive cleavage and cheeky butt side were the most noticeable, all the gentlemen were practically drooling over their Queen, they were also the most Loudest when clapping and cheering for Adam)
Adam blows kisses to the crowd and winks: "Awww I love all my fans~"
(some men were almost about to fight one another just to grab Adam's air kisses, which slightly annoyed Lucifer, but he knows that he's the only man in Adam's eyes)
Lucifer who clears his throat: "Adam my beloved dove, would you please enter this box?"
(Adam did as he was told and tried his best to enter the box fully but unfortunately couldn't, surprisingly it wasn't his weight that stopped him from entering his upper body to fully sit in the box, but his h cup breast that were sitting snuggling right on top of the box, it also doesn't help the embarrassment that all the guys were wooing and hollering at their Queen's generous buxom bosoms)
Adam who was blushing: "Uh Oh......um Luci baby I can't sit down properly..."
Lucifer who also blushing: "Oh! Uh don't worry dove luckily I have a back-up plan for that!"
(Lucifer then snapped his fingers together and suddenly inflatable malet sized duck and stick appeared in Lucifer's hands)
Lucifer raised the inflatable duck hammer up to Adam: "Don't worry dove this won't hurt a bit, not even a fly...."
(Lucifer then raised the inflatable hammer duck down and Adam then quickly was now in the box fully, after a few seconds Adam then appear in the box yet again much to the audience confusion, thinking the magic trick was that Adam was supposed to disappear and reappear somewhere else that wasn't the box)
Adam: "Did it work Luci baby~?"
Lucifer: "One second dove~"
(All the guys Really whised to be in their King's position right now especially seeing Lucifer himself then tucked his whole hand and arm into Adam's full size breast)
Lucifer then dragged out his arm and hand and showed the audience: "Woo Bam Alakazam!!!"
(Everyone in the crowd ooded and awed at seeing a small plush of their Queen himself)
Lucifer: "And you can buy him at our gift shop and have your plush sized version of your Queen as well as more miniature duck collection, at the price at 19.99$"
Adam pretending to be shocked: "Wow! Only for 19.99$ for a plush of me and the whole duck collection of the Hazbin hotel crew and princess Charlie herself?!"
Lucifer nods his head: "That's right love and that's not the best part!"
Adam dramatic gasped: "What's the best part Luci?"
Lucifer: "The best part is that He Actually talks!"
(Lucifer then pulled a the doll's draw string)
Plush Adam: "Call me Dickmaster!, I'm Adam the og Adam himself all dicks and vaginas came from me!, fuck yeah I love putting my name on shit!, Shits the best!!!"
Lucifer: "But wait there's more!"
(Lucifer then snapped his fingers again the light were much more dimmer practically dark, the was until the crowd saw a bright glowing devilish toothy grin and eyes as well a small glowing miniature electric guitar, all glowing a bright golden glow for everyone to see)
Plush Adam: 🎶 Hell is Forever whether you like it or not!!! 🎶
(The lights turned on again and now people could see that the plush doll was wearing his demon mask and had a small electric guitar attached to his hip)
Lucifer: "He also sings too and glows in the dark as your own personal night light, and he also comes with more outfits to change into too!"
Adam: "So what are you guys waiting for?!, hurry up and buy now!!!"
Lucifer: " Annnd!, if you throw in a couple of ten bucks, I'll even give you a plush sized version of me as well!"
(Adam then pulled on the draw string on plush Lucifer)
Plush Lucifer: "And now!, presenting the magical back flippin rubber duck!, that spits fire!, Heeeey Bitch!, my daughter wants to see me!, take that me depression!"
(Adam then put a miniature apple staff on the dolls arm)
Plush Lucifer: 🎶 Ha ha!, looks like You could use some help from the Big boss of Hell himself! 🎶
(Adam then pulled on the string again)
Plush Lucifer: 🎶 More than anything~ 🎶
The entire crowd including Charlie and her crew: "Aaaawwwww~!!!"
Lucifer: "And hell if you want to throw another ten bucks you can also get these awsome pillow sized ducks of the seven deadly Sins themselves and including a pillow duck sized of me and Adam, that you could lay your pretty little heads down on when it's time for bed or just a simple nap!!!"
Adam: "Wow!, that sounds like an Amazing deal Luci~!"
Lucifer: "Well that's because it is Addie~!, and you all can simply afford all this for a total of 40.00$ bucks total!"
Adam: "Holy shit!, that's ten times cheaper that getting all of this in the Greed ring!"
Lucifer: "That's right dove!, cause unlike Mammon, I don't Actually screw you over!!!"
Adam: "So come now and buy all of our shit!, and Fuck You Mammon, with a Capital F!!!"
Lucifer: "And while you're at it!, to any of those Sinners who wishes to see their families again, You can head over to our daughter princess Charlotte morningstar's Hazbin hotel and completely better yourself and enter the pearly gates of Heaven, because Yes redemption is a thing and You should try it for yourself!!!"
Charlie who stands up with tears in her eyes: "Yes!, bravo!, Bravo!, Encore!" 👏 👏 👏
Angeldust: "Wait sooooo this whole time this entire show was just one big advertisement?"
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me too!
Honestly my current head cannon is that vox looked down on angel cause he actually sold his soul.
But with Charlie and more importantly Lucifer on his side. He may be getting another glance due to angels perceived status as being under real morningstar protection.
Can't wait for season 2
I wanna see them interact so bad. So curious as to how their dynamic would be...
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My cat befriended my Adam plushie from @sir-tater-of-the-tot
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