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alright im making this a multi-muse blog to make my life easier so i'll be moving my non-gojo jjk muses here :3c

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Kill yourself. @ Sukuna, The Uggoest Curse To Have Ever Lived, I'm so sorry you have the ugliest roommate on this Earth, Yuji. You deserve better than Uggokuno, King of the Uggo.

"you sound like you're even more stupid than the brat."

@musecurse

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❛ gojo-sensei?!? you can't just do that! ❜ this is perhaps the only time yuji has ever found himself at odds with gojo. this was the ultimate betrayal! yuji trusted him!

         Snags a fry off your plate —  .ᐟ.ᐟ

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"what if i already have one, huh? then what? 'cause i totally got that dawg in me, kugisaki. gojo-sensei told me i'm the rizz king among the first years."

         "'Cause I said so, dumbass! Ya barely know how ta tie your shoes without trippin'!"

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"what the hell?!? why not? i'm 15! i can have a girlfriend if i wanna!!"

  ❀ ₊˚ @yuujitheevessel !!

         "Yuji. Ya ain't allowed ta get a girlfriend."

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"n-no way, iori-sensei! i just noticed he was acting weird and got concerned, so, y'know, haha..." yuuji awkwardly tries to lie, but it's so obviously bullshit that even he doesn't buy it for a second. she no doubt sees through his shit, too.

"i'm just worried about my teacher! he's a good guy. he really cares about you. i think being around you made him happier," yuuji says, and this is sincere and true. gojo-sensei didn't go yapping to his students about his personal life, but they were all nosy and simply knew (fushiguro kept them updated. who knew he could be such a gossip?).

@yuujitheevessel ASKED : "iori-sensei, uh... can you stop ignoring gojo-sensei? he's being weird."

        "Did Gojo put you up to this ?" THE QUESTION LEFT UTAHIME'S MOUTH as soon as Itadori finished asking. What is that idiot thinking ? she thought. HE JUST DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS ! ! HOW CAN HE INVOLVE A STUDENT ? !

        “Itadori-kun, did he send you all the way to Kyoto just to ask me to stop ignoring him ?”

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Which subtle way of saying "I love you" are you?

"are you sure you're okay?"

you wear your heart on your sleeve. you're probably the first to tell a person you love them in an unsubtle way -- because you love them, and they deserve to know it! maybe you're not entirely open about what you feel all the time (it depends on the situation and the person you're with) but you're generally comfortable around emotions. your own and others' -- and you'll make sure to encourage the people you love to be honest about how they feel, too. you'll check in with them to make sure they're okay, and you know your closed-off loved ones well enough to check in with them again when they've assured you that yes, they're fine, don't worry. because guess what? you'll happily worry about them, and they'll get it in the end. your love is the healing type; you're patching up scars you might not even know exist.

tagged by @nailscurse tagging: @celesticlnstcrs @ofstygiaan @strawdxll @apathycurse and whoever else wants to do this

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"so if you played too, then what are you draggin' me for, huh?!?"

“i don't care, and i have. have you?”

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"you're just a total noob, fushiguro. i bet you never even beat the ender dragon before."

lame ass kids still play minecraft? go touch grass

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"just for today you can put our minecraft beds together, but don't get the wrong idea..."

unprompted asks ┊ always accepting

"w-woah, do you really mean it, kugisaki? are we gonna build a house too? should i put us in creative, or do you prefer to play in survival? i'm a minecraft pro, personally." he's way too excited about this.

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“hey itadori, can you call me the ‘b-word’?”

unprompted asks ┊ always accepting

"the.. the b-word?" yuuji repeats, eyes wide and brows shooting straight up into his hairline. surely, she can't mean she wants him to call her that again. no, this has to be a test. he won't fall for it! "uh... what b-word, kugisaki?"

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“can you stop making that face when i put up the camera?”

unprompted asks ┊ always accepting

"ehehe... what face?" yuuji has recently discovered mewing and he refuses to stop.

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he just realized he lowkey fucked up because this is his funeral too.

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PROMPTS FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS *  some of my favorite quotes from the show, adjust as necessary

his chops are too righteous!

it’s evil. it’s diabolical. it’s lemon scented!

lord knows i’ve tried.

two words. na. chos.

yeah, i get called that a lot.

it's just a cruel reminder that i'm single and likely to remain that way forever.

what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.

stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy.

don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

i used to have a kidney stone. everything passes eventually.

you can't fool me. i listen to public radio!

stop it, [name], you're scaring him!

do instruments of torture count?

give to the children's fund? what have the children ever done for me?

this is not your average, everyday darkness. this is... advanced darkness.

what's better than serving up smiles?

i guess i'm not wearing any pants today.

did you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells… smelly.

wake me up when i care.

look at all the hip, young people eating salads!

he was so ugly that everyone died.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!

well, the way i see it, there are three possibilites.

hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.

that’s it mister! you just lost your brain privileges!

good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

well, we lost our car again.

pull your pants up. we’re going home.

you were right. fighting is for children.

i’m a good noodle!

remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

your ceiling is talking to me!

we don’t need television.

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for twenty minutes.

hey, if i close my eyes, it doesn’t seem so dark.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

those are some big words. i’ve never heard you use them before.

my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.

we destroyed your most prized possession.

we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

let’s see, a five letter word for happiness. money.

can i have everybody’s attention?

i have to use the bathroom.

do you know what day today is?

could you not stand so close? you’re making me claustrophobic.

i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

are they laughing at us?

if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

he needs us now more than ever.

what is today, but yesterday’s tomorrow?

ice is just a myth.

this working out thing isn’t working out.

i can’t see my forehead.

i have a good idea, and no one else thinks so.

look at you, so young and happy.

i prefer to be an idiot!

sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?

don’t be sad, buddy. turn that frown upside down!

i’m ugly and i’m proud!

good! say it louder!

i can’t do it! i can’t be away from my best friend!

i need you! i can’t handle this myself!

i’m just going on vacation for a few days.

i was kinda hoping that you come along with us…

enjoy the cake everybody!

now we never have to be apart, even when we’re not together.

this is great. see you forever!

i have to keep you safe while i get some work done!

maybe he doesn’t like us.

no, are you kidding?

i propose a toast to new friends!

i guess i’ll have to move in back with my mom and dad.

he’s a thief. look at the lust in his eye…

why can’t you just accept our friendship?

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"itadori-kun, i found my valentine's day application on fushiguro's desk with my name crossed out and yours added... did you steal mine?"

unprompted asks ┊ always accepting

yuuji  blinks  a  few  times,  feeling  a  bead  of  swear  form  on  his  temple  as  he  tries  to   think  of  something  quick. 

❝  huh?!?  no  way!  someone  must  have  framed  me.  i'm  not  even  into  dudes  like  that...  no  way  it  was  me.  i  think  panda  is  trying  to  stir  up  problems,  man.  ❞ 

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❝  i'm  not  that  dumb!  i  know  you're  making  fun  of  me!  ❞  yuuji's  pouty,  small  arms  crossing  over  his  chest  as  he  mouths  off  at  his  older  brother.  as  a  smaller  kid  yuuji  had  maintained  respect  for  the  older,  but  he's  long  since  abandoned  that.  no  respectable  guy  gets  tattoos  on  his  face! 

❝ you're  lying!  i  took  a  picture  of  your  empty  bed.  but  even  if  i  was  lying...  do  you  really  think  mom  would  believe  you  over  me?  ❞  yuuji  smirks  then,  triumphant  up  at  his  older  brother.  he  feels  like  he's  won  for  once.  gone  are  the  days  of  him  getting  pushed  around  —  he's  fighting  back  from  now  on!   

Feigning hurt, Sukuna dramatically grabs his chest and shakes his head. "A stinky butthead? Oh no; what a horrid name to call me. Where did you learn such an insult," he sighs sarcastically. He does chuckle in amusement seeing the kid stomp his little feet, as if that was going to change Sukuna's mind about anything.

However at the threat of being told he snuck out of the house (not to kiss any boyfriend mind you), he scowls again at Yuji. There's no way he saw him sneak out that late. "What boyfriend are you even talking about, Brat? Where do you learn these things? I was in bed, getting my good night's sleep, like good boys do. I don't think you deserve to play the Xbox if you're making up lies."

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continued from @ofstygiaan

❝ because  going  to  bed  at  7  is  lame?  ❞  yuuji  supplies.  he  knows  his  friend  can  be  a  straight-laced  guy,  but  heading  to  bed  at  7?  really?  they're  way  too  young  to  be  acting  like  elderly  men.  he's  not  shocked  megumi's  the  type,  though...

❝  if  you  go  to  bed  now  you  won't  be  able  to  witness  the  peak  fiction  that  is  the  human  earthworm  marathon  airing  tonight!  c'mon,  fushiguro!  live  a  little!  we  should  party  it  up  since  sensei  and  the  managers  are  all  away. ❞