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Rising from my grave for like 3 seconds to say that this is happening again. I’ve asked around and people say that their trending page looks like some employee from the backrooms of some broke and sketchy travel agency spewed their hipster ass photography into a bunch of spam bots and let them run wild on tumblr.

I just wanted to see what fandoms are frothing the most right now, not get some random Brittany or Timothy’s photography shoved down my throat.

It’s like a G rated version of the whole Tumblr live shitshow. Someone get Destiel or anything else nerdy trending again.

‘Why is trending so weird’ because of tag spam. Because people (and bots) are tagging like it’s Instagram.

This is spam. It’s against TOS and it throws trending completely out of whack, along with being wildly annoying.

Please, please, PLEASE report posts like this as spam, because otherwise it’s just gonna get fucking worse

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Turns out I can’t mass delete all my stuff as easily as I wanted and I’m incredibly lazy, so I’ll link my new mc blog when I make it and just let this one wither and be archived till I have the spoons to yeet it. Or revive it. But like, indefinitely this blog is gonna be conked out lol

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Teehee?

Sup, mun here. Long story short I lost my muse for Yvonne and haven't touched LNDS for a solid 2 ish months till recently. Sooo reduce, reuse, recycle; I'm just gonna turn this into an MC blog LOL

See y'all once the blog's renovation is all done. Stay absolutely swiggity swag poggers my guys <3

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you changed babe, you became hotter

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don’t bother them they’re reading

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Heya guys! A reminder from your favourite nurse (and my cats) to stay safe during the cold and flu season! Especially if you’re in a colder region.

Bundle up! Have a warm drink, wash your hands please for the love of the gods above and below, and get enough rest!

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Changing my cat’s name to Ampule since she’s my archenemy now.

She made eye contact with me and pushed my med school books off the shelf. That’s not girlboss energy.

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[Insert gif of that one scene from The Office where Dwight gets jumpscared by Angela]

Pspsps if there are replies I haven't gotten to because I went off the grid for a while, feel free to kick down my door to my messages! I should be around for a while now. Things are gonna be a bit different though (with posting and scheduling replies), aaand I do have to update my rules.

Gonna make a lil note here too that I (the mun) am not caught up on LNDS lore. I had like, no time to play the main story since it branched off. We're slowly chipping away at it now. S l o w l y.

The gacha grind or irl responsibilities are gonna grip and crush my last brain cell one day y'all.

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Yvonne!!! I got this new yarn that goes from lilac to bubblegum and I’m OBSESSED!! Crochet sesh soon??

- @taraandtarot 🔮

Pfft, duh! Of course! I hope you got some for me! Meanwhile I learned how to crochet some fingerless cat paw gloves. Shall we work our magic?

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Alice stumbles in and one look from Ivonne could probably make her akin to a tomato but with a bought of courage, she smiles and hands an ice cream cone forth. Another dripping cone is in her other.

Since it's my birthday, I got a free cone. I-I thought I'd share it with you? ... Please enjoy it!

Ah, an offering to appease the goddess of Akso. Self-proclaimed goddess, that is. You see, the treat had some kind thought put into it, but Yvonne has started to get the inkling that Alice may be a bit of an airhead sometimes. In a cute way! We can’t all be Einstein. Maybe it’s for the best. Like, consider that frizz for a sec.

Back to reality! The laughter that bubbles up in Yvonne’s chest stays pushed down and hidden away; the only sign of amusement would be the little smile that twitches to grow into a grin. “Aw, well, happy birthday! I believe I should be the one treating you, but thanks.” Yvonne gets up and walks around her desk, making sure she grabs a few tissues for Alice to wipe off the dripping ice cream.

“How about we go to that fair in town later, hm? I’ll give you time to get yourself dolled up for later~!”

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*Shows up in a pink miniskirt with white thigh highs and a button-up ~never down~ silk blouse and a bedazzled sunglasses*

Girl boss to girl boss. Your shoes don't match your outfit. Tootaloo~

~ 🧼

((If I don't make it to tomorrow this is the ask that killed me cause Yvonne snatched my wig in my sleep))

Not even giving the person a second glance, she just continues typing at the computer and mutters, “My great-grandma has the same glasses.”

Yvonne just wanted to look at pictures of her cats while she was on her break. She just wanted to have some peace. To have a normal day. Yet as the saying goes;

Can't have shit in Akso.

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Sometimes when I have those fruit by the foot candies I pretend I’m a cassette tape. That fits the y2k aesthetic, right?

(If you say no you’re obv wrong. Duh.)

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👚 + If I gave you my heart, would you wear it on your sleeve?

Ah but I guess you'd look cute in my sweater too.

Yvonne takes a moment to wonder what decisions that she’s made in her life that have led her here, to this very moment. She merely concludes that she was just living her best hot girl life. Duh. This is obviously a reward or a gift since it’s only fitting.

Being the smartass she is, she replies, “How would you breathe? You’d hit the floor if I wore your heart on my sleeve.”

You chose this, Jerminator.

Then, our local girlboss nurse opens the door to her room. There’s a few of Jeremiah’s sweaters here and there, scattered about the cute pink decor. Was she guilty of stealing his sweaters? Absolutely. That’s his problem though.

“Which one specifically?” She asks, referring to what sweater of his he wants her to wear.

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👚+ a pink feather boa

“You, my dear,” Yvonne begins as she tosses on the pink feather boa, “have such good taste in fashion.”

She then grabs an extra boa, putting it over your shoulders and around your neck. Her nimble fingers adjust the accessory as she muses, “Now keep lookin’ cute, hm? Nurse’s orders.”

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For some giggles, and maybe to really scar me. Who knows! : D

Dress my Muse up. 👚

Send 👚 + an Item of clothing that my muse has no choice but to wear to see their reaction

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Hi Yvonne I think you're gorgeous i'm uh 🥺 Could I have a kiss? If it's not too much to ask?

It’s like two pleasant punches to the gut as the request reaches Yvonne’s ear. The first punch is the compliment (even though she hears it quite a lot, even from herself), the next is the shy query. Her eyes only widen for a second until her expression warms into something much more tender and even careful.

Don’t wanna scare off a cutie like you now, right?

“Never too much. Come here, lovey.” Yvonne hums and cups your cheek with one hand, while the other brushes a lock of hair from your face.

Just before she leans in, she whispers,

“And for the record, I think you’re quite gorgeous yourself. The apple of my eye, if I’m honest~”

A sweet kiss is placed on your forehead, the faint scent of her strawberry shampoo drifting in the air. A sweet kiss indeed, hm?

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🎉🎊 Confetti Attack! 🎊🎉

“Ooh, sparkly!” Yvonne beams and relishes in the confetti attack. Though, one hand is shielding her iced coffee. It’s a valid move.

A playful smirk paints her lips as she reaches for her pad of stickers she carries around. Hey, a counter-attack is only tactical and viable at this point.

“Aaaand sticker attack!” She suddenly chirps, putting a cute little cat sticker on their forehead. “Now we’re even, don’t you think?”

She has two other stickers behind her back, ready to put on anon when they turn around later.

You chose this.