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Are you enjoying yourself Matthew Mullenweg. Are you satisfied with your purchase. Are you proud of what you've become. Let me die Matt. Let me die
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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"never kill yourself" ❌ passive, inhibitory, restrictive
"let's all kill ourselves" ✅ active, communal, actionable
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it's only tuesday but on god i am done give me a 5 day break NOW
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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust
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april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool
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i do not think caffeine affects you that badly i think you are making that up for attention
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You mean you still haven’t tried the Hailey Bieber TikTok famous glazed strawberry boybrow grapefruit girls girl poundcake tinted eyebrow cat eye Baldwin krispy creampied summer lover falsies girlboy vanilla itsy bitsy tiny weenie yellow polka dot bikini boygirl makeup?
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I know this is very basic of me but I feel like going on a trip to Italy would fix problems I don't even know I have
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women need to get more annoying & meaner & evil. it's good for our society
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