yzhuoo-inqoutes

[yzhuoo-inqoutes]

ep. 29

Y/N: What does 'take out' mean?

Karina: Food.

Giselle: Dating

NingNing: Murder

Winter: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Y/N: Hey, just double-checking, ya'll cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, right? I’m dying to go to that new place, like I can’t— "sees all of their blank looks* Oh, sorry. Dinner? Tomorrow? Me!

Karina, Giselle, Winter, NingNing: *clapping happily* YAY!!!

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Karina: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

NingNing: Take them!

Winter: Punch them in the neck!

Giselle: Say thank you!

Y/n : Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Karina: …

Karina: No.

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Karina: Time for plan G.

NingNing: Don’t you mean plan B?

Karina: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Winter: What about plan D?

Karina: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Giselle: What about plan E?

Karina: I’m hoping not to use it. Y/n dies in plan E.

Y/n : I like plan E.

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Karina : Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

Giselle: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

NingNing: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

Y/n: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Winter: ...put it away.

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Winter: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Y/n: ....

Karina : .....

NingNing: ......

Giselle: ..Who?

Winter: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Giselle*

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Y/n: You know what?

Y/n: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Winter, Giselle and NingNing continue screaming about mold water*

Y/n: Not the other way around.

Karina : I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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Y/n, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Karina : A family.

NingNing: A better love life.

Winter: Mental stability.

Giselle: *clueless* Bagels?

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Y/n: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Winter: I really care about your feelings!

Karina: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Y/n, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

NingNing: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Giselle: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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NingNing: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Karina : It was Y/n.

Winter: It was Y/n.

Giselle: Y/n broke it.

Y/n:

Y/n: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Giselle: ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Winter: Are they saying “friends”?

NingNing: I think they're being sarcastic.

Karina : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

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Y/n: God, if only someone loved me…

Giselle: *standing behind her with roses*

Winter: *holding box of chocolates*

Karina : *has balloons and a card*

NingNing: *facepalms* This is sad.

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Giselle : Hey, what have you two been doing?

Y/n: we were helping Winter with her wedding vow and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.

NingNing: How is “Nice ass, karina” inappropriate?

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Giselle: Look guys, I need help.

Karina : Love help?

NingNing: Financial help?

Y/n: Emotional help?

Winter: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Winter*

Winter: What?

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Giselle: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Winter: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Karina: I personally was created in a lab.

Ningning: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Giselle: Good morning.

Winter: Good morning.

Karina: Good morning.

Ningning: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Y/n: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Giselle: Anyone d-

Winter: Depressed?

Karina: Drained?

Ningning: Dumb?

Y/n: Disliked?

Giselle: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...