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there are people who act like bourgeois & petty-bourgeois are like. tax brackets
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"Cherry Quartz" glass (China) 3
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asking for clarity is so hot. communicate your concerns/confusions. ask questions. don’t let things get lost in translation.
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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy
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Porsche bb-Auto Targa Hybrid, 2024 (1986), by Galpin Auto Sports. A restomod based on a 1986 911 Targa wide body built to celebrate the 50th anniversary of German tuning house bb-Auto. The car references the German tuners Rainbow 911 Turbo Targa of 1976 but has been updated with a 4.0-litre flat-6 engine by Ed Pink Racing, paired with a Vonnen hybrid system, delivering a combined 550hp. There is also updated suspension and brakes. Galpin plan to make a limited number of their restomod replicas, each can be customized to the owner’s specifications.
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Uh also our first customer right at open was this lady coming in with her young daughter, and I was setting up the register and she's like "Oh take your time, sorry were here soo early. We're going in for surgery today," which makes sense because theres a hospital nearby. Then my register wouldn't open so I got distracted which was really good because it stopped my sleep deprived no filter brain about 2 words in to asking a little girl what kind of traumatic surgical procedure she was about to undergo as if that's in any way acceptable
#like my brain was gearing up for “Oh whats happening are you getting your tonsils out?” and can you imagine if she said no#WHAT IF SHES DYING DUDE#WHAT IF ITS LIKE CHILD BRAIN SURGERY
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Fucking annoying ass fucking customer bitch ass fucking. Next store is closed we're crazy busy cuz all their customers came to us so its twice the usual traffic
"Do you know why your store is so busy today?"
"Oh, yeah- sorry anout that- the next closest location is closed right now so we're getting a lot of extra customers and mobile orders today,"
"Yes :)"
WHY DID YOU ASK.ME WHY DID YOU ASK.ME WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT QUESTION WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHAT WAS THE POINT
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless
#yet another problem that can be solved by developing a kink about it#<- prev prev#im glad we're all on the same page about this
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