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“what if you drsssed up as omega jar jar binks and delivered the mail and told everyone you were in bonut dar. Mesa want you.”

Smash that like button!

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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I would kill on tumble except I am on here and I dont

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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every year has that “wow this year has been A YEAR” vibe and that has been happening for over 10 years so my proposal is for it to please please please stop. can we get a break. just. please

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Does anyone remember the “How to dress to attract a man” audio trend on TikTok?..like

Hair always long and never put up..

Showing a little skin, like stems (legs idk)

Show off waist at all times..

Always have a pleasant expression on your face.

Mhm, kinda reminded me of something..

Not sure what though.

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things designed to become more beautiful with wear>>>>

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looking to partake in some fag shit this summer

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weewoo weewoo more of the same dyke cowboys from the archives

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the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis

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Not ever finish this unless a miracle happens . But it looks cool even if a bit uninteresting

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Who wants to bump asses with me?

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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

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You know you're at the right flea market when you buy a couple of vintage buttons and the seller throws in a broken wristwatch for free because he saw you looking at it and just wants the thing to go to a good home.

Why yes, my dude, I will in fact pop the back off this fucker, clean it out, and make it live again. And also I will sew these buttons onto a cosplay and parade them around. You chose me well, friend.