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// GUYS i DO have an artfight ‼️‼️‼️‼️ it’s interstellaar
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please do NOT. neo 3 already tried to do that.
You should open up a dark fountain in 4's room, it'd be a funny prank
why would i build a fountain in 4's apartment ??
i do not want to flood her.
-agent 8, 7/20/20XX
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// thought i’d try this!! the picrew is irl me :)
@agenteight-10008 if you want to !!
(the crane wives are taking over my life. i’m going to go see them live soon and i am COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS.)


i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
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[@agenteightreal]Hey 4, do you have any idea why there's like, 50 of us on here, it's weirding me out a little.

theres like…a gajillion of all of the NSS agents here. it’s creepy because none of them are the real ones besides us, right???? or maybe they’re agents from different dimensions or something. i don’t know. it’s weird either way…
#splatoon agent 4#splatoon irl#splatoon rp#splatoon#splatoon ask blog#// apologies for the late answer <\3
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oh, uhh…that’s good. thanks.
wait, WHAT???? oh my cod NOOOOOOOOOOO….ugh.
fine, i’ll live. maybe.
could you let them know that i’m willing to make them like fourteen grilled cheese sandwiches as an apology, then? since i guess i’m stuck with a buncha paperwork now and i won’t have time…
eeeeeeeiiight, hello!! it’s nice to finally see you on Chumblr!!!! how’s life been for you? apologies that i haven’t really talked to you in a while, i’ve been busy <\3 but HEY HI HELLO‼️
hello 4 !! nice to see you !!!
i am doing good !!
are you okay ? i have not seen you since last week.
you know 3 is not upset, right ? atleast not anymore.
i am glad to see you, though.
:)
-agent 8, 7/12/20XX.
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// many apologies for the inactivity!! i just got back from a vacation ^^ responses soon!!!!
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i’m glad you’re doing well!!
i’m doing okay! i think
are you sure? they seemed….preeeeeeetty mad last time i saw them. i mean, i’m not keeping my distance because i’m afraid of them! why would i be? three is fine. i am fine.
ANYWAY. it’s good to see you too, eight. it always is ^^
eeeeeeeiiight, hello!! it’s nice to finally see you on Chumblr!!!! how’s life been for you? apologies that i haven’t really talked to you in a while, i’ve been busy <\3 but HEY HI HELLO‼️
hello 4 !! nice to see you !!!
i am doing good !!
are you okay ? i have not seen you since last week.
you know 3 is not upset, right ? atleast not anymore.
i am glad to see you, though.
:)
-agent 8, 7/12/20XX.
#splatoon#splatoon agent 4#splatoon ask blog#splatoon irl#splatoon rp#// poor four <\3#// they’ll recover lmao
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ooc:
were you the one sending the agent 4 anon asks?
if so:
hi!!! nice to "formally" meet ya :D
// aaa no i fear not 💔 but you’re super cool, so expect to get some asks and interactions soon‼️‼️‼️‼️
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hi 4! ! !
:)
-agent 8, 7/11/20XX

how’ve you BEEN???? i haven’t talked to you in so long…i’ve been occupied with my studies, sure, but we totally need to get together and hang out more!!
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my asks are OPEEEEEN!! ask anything you’d like as long as it’s not NSFW or super weird :D

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VILLAIN AGENT 4‼️‼️‼️‼️
// okay SO i’ve been working and REWORKING this idea for years and i had to scrap the original idea because it had too many plot holes. i apologize in advance for the paragraphs because i already know i’m gonna infodump. :’)
ALRIGHT. lemme introduce you to… TETRA. (better design coming soon…trust)

// let me try to explain the story i have in mind for them without getting too jumbled….
so, y’all know how Four is usually forgotten?? (mainly by Nintendo, but also in the fandom…slight tangent, but i HATE how mischaracterized Four is in the fandom!! ANYWAY.) yeah, so, i basically took that concept and RAN with it.
”loneliness is often the byproduct of a gifted mind” - i specifically took that quote from Arcane and built a story around it…and now that i think about it, villain Four reminds me a bit of Jinx.
(my) Four is fast, strategic, and scientifically gifted, but they aren’t LOUD enough to be remembered, y’know? after all the dust settled from the events of Splatoon 3’s ROTM, the NSS sorta….moved on. who else did they have to fight? Grizz is in space, and Octavio is on their side. they had no active threats. so they began to shift to something reminiscent of a police officer, albeit stronger. they protect in the shadows and make sure Inkadia is safe from threats to the species living inside. and protecting more land means gaining more agents, so more members end up being recruited (not a ton, just enough to be secure). and more and more, Four ended up being cast aside. Four is intelligent and agile, sure, but she’s not physically strong. she focuses on making gadgets and weaponry instead of training, so, in the NSS, it doesn’t really get her far.
eventually after being forgotten for a while, they finally snap. they end up yelling at Callie, Marie, and Captain 3 - specifically Marie (because of emotional attachment and all that), and Marie says something that just destroys Four. so, what do they do?
they run.
out of Splatsville, away from the city, and they end up in a place called the Fringes. a small, (mostly) empty area just outside of Inkopolis. and the other agents question Four’s disappearance, of course, but they all assume she just left for a break or an unannounced vacation or something. she gets the occasional worried text from Marie, but she doesn’t respond. the NSS, being a secret agency, never reports Four’s absence. they trust that they’re okay.
down at the Fringes, Four, who’s now known as Tetra, assembles a small group they call the Fourth Tide - a group of Salmonids, Inklings, outcasts, and former Grizzco workers, all united by one thing: loneliness. Tetra builds experimental weaponry called Tetra Weapons (they sort of remind me of the Grizzco weapons, i guess??).
Tetra doesn’t want to conquer the world or anything. they just want the world that ignored them to finally see them.
the Fourth Tide gradually begins targeting NSS infrastructure, but since the NSS is secret, they can’t respond publicly. so the public knows nothing but rumors.
Tetra organizes a plan called Project Undertow, a massive plan that will:
crash the NSS entirely
unleash tech havoc on cities
expose the agency to the world
and erase every trace of the system that erased them
that’s sorta all i have at the moment….uh, yeah!!!! i’m proud of this tbh and i’d love to hear everyone’s feedback ‼️‼️
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you study psychology? how's that going?
i do indeed! it’s going great - it’s an incredibly interesting subject. my interest first occurred a bit before Marie recruited me for the NSS (so i would’ve been fourteen!) and it’s never left since! i do have more of an affinity towards anthropology, though, so i do end up tying in my psychology studies with my anthropology studies - ultimately studying the human brain.
with studying psychology, you end up gradually looking at people differently, so recently i’ve been picking out patterns and mannerisms by Marie just for fun.
all i can say right now is she’s a super big control freak with a scarily accurate way of calling people out on their bs :’)
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hi! welcome to the ask blog community! im here to give you a welcome package including imaginary muffin's, imaginary flower's, REAL friends (i ran out of imaginary ones), and a entire free ask! so 4, having been recruited by the best charger user alive, how are your skills shaping up?
hello, thank you SO so much for all the gifts!! i appreciate all of it…and may have already eaten the muffins before replying. i didn’t have ALL of ‘em, okay? Callie ate one…
…anyway, about my charger skills. i uh….admittedly, i don’t use a charger too often. Marie tried to teach me, but it was when we were trying to get Callie back from the Octarians, and i had more important matters on my hands. i also just don’t like super long-range weapons. they’re mediocre at best, i think (Marie would say otherwise, but she’s…well, Marie). maybe i’ll try to convince Marie to give charger lessons another go for me.
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// here’s my design for four! the reference sheet is still a work in progress but this is what i have :)
#repost because i only sent it to the splatoon irl community lmao#splatoon agent 4#splatoon ask blog#splatoon irl#splatoon rp#splatoon
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GUYS I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC PLEASE I’M LITERALLY GAY NO DON’T DO THIS TO ME PLEASPELAPSLWPLSPSSKPSKSPSOSL
wait when did i get different colored eyes









Four with homophobia in his eyes ❤️
#ooc: jokes aside four looks AWESOME with heterochromia ohmygod YEEEEEEEES#splatoon agent 4#splatoon#splatoon rp#splatoon irl#splatoon ask blog
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Hey Four! Glad to see my favourite agent is finally on chumblr :)
What's your favourite ranked mode? And how good are you at it?
heya, thanks so much!! i’m very honored :D
uhh, to be honest, i haven’t really had time to play in any matches recently, but i do really enjoy playing splat zones!! i don’t know why…maybe it’s because it’s like a smaller version of turf war? but rainmaker is easily in second place - though i may be a bit biased because i got to use the rainmaker OUTSIDE of a ranked match to defeat Octavio….that was fun.
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PLEASE tell me this isn’t what human babies looked like.

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