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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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I love the idea that after Eddie moves in with Richie, he makes friends with guys who have similar interests as him and ends up having a monthly guys night at their house where it's him and three 50+ straight mechanics just chilling in the garage, drinking beer and tinkering about with Eddie's current passion project - restoring a Mazda MX-5 Miata from 1990.

Richie meanwhile is getting wine drunk in their kitchen with the wives of Eddie's friends, commiserating about the fact that none of them understand cars but they sure do love their husbands and anything that makes them happy, and dancing to disco music.

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they kith

(for this ask thats been sitting in my inbox for 17 years that i was thinking about constantly)

another version below uwu

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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We don't need more diverse Disney movies, we need Disney to be shut down and broken up so that it stops dominating entertainment and choking out smaller creators and studios.

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me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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life really is just like. you meet people you love them and then you lose them and you never see them again. and it’s inevitable and it happens to everyone and there’s nothing you can do about it

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The duality of man is summed up in Eddie Kaspbrak being both a car and a fashion gay. 

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Eddie has been conditioned to Richie's touch

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ok, but Eddie Kaspbrak wearing one of those cute men’s rompers and sunglasses, sitting in the shade at some cafe in LA, drinking iced coffee and waiting for Richie to get out of a meeting. 

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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

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idk if anyone needs to hear this today, but: if you are a trans dude, the fact that you are a man is a good thing and your existence as a trans man makes the world a better place. it is not a bad thing that you are a man and it’s especially not bad that you are a trans man. the fact that you exist as a man is a great thing and you are amazing. sleep well tonight

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i’m free tonight if anyone wants to put roots in my dreamland 

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reblog and put in the tags what you would do with a windfall of $10,000

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Realizing that you are a higher functioning adult when you are not around your parents is such an eldest daughter mood