zachdefense
zachdefense
Everyone expects the Zach Attack
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zachdefense · 13 minutes ago
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My fav genre of Pokemon are the ones that have pure hatred in their hearts. Hatterene will give you headaches if it doesn’t like your vibes. Tinkaton will use its hammer to knock rocks into the sky to kill innocent Corviknights. Buneary starts off with a friendship level of zero after you catch it. Iconic I fear.
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zachdefense · 5 hours ago
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zachdefense · 15 hours ago
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this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood
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zachdefense · 15 hours ago
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One thing I'll always love about Pale is how much compassion it has for young people. Lucy, Verona and Avery represent the best parts of today's youth who keep pushing for feminism and LGBTQ acceptance and go to BLM and Fridays for Future protests. I see people like Greta Thunberg and my younger sibling in them and that made me root for them so hard throughout the story.
Like the girls awaken and they enter a world where conservatism is basically baked into the magic system. But they call bullshit on it and carve out their own little space with the Kennet project.
And the best part is their personal development. Some of the other WB serials can feel almost a bit mean spirited where their young protagonists lose so much of themselves in the process of growing up. Compared to those, the Pale epilogues just hit differently. The girls grow up exactly how you would want them to and it feels so cathartic after 3.6 million words of getting invested in them.
It feels like the story is saying "You can become your best self and you can make a difference in the causes that matter to you." And I think for a generation that also struggles with doomerism that is incredibly valuable.
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zachdefense · 23 hours ago
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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Me devastated to be called Alexander Hamilton at Dashcon 2 and then getting victim blamed for it
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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I just dove a shipwreck and ten gajillion sharks were there 🥰
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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i've had this dumb fucking idea in drafts for months
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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I know I’ve talked about it before but it never ceases to amaze me that the city of Toronto created this labyrinthine series of underground walkways that stretch for kilometres under the heart of downtown and they called it the fucking PATH. like how much more ominous could that even be. It doesn’t even stand for anything it’s just the PATH, all caps. What fucking fae named this artisanal bakery maze.
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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zachdefense · 1 day ago
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immaculate
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zachdefense · 2 days ago
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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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zachdefense · 2 days ago
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zachdefense · 2 days ago
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Nintendo: Funtastic Series Transparent Nintendo 64 Controllers (2000)
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zachdefense · 2 days ago
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okay I'm hacking on the House MD DS game. it's nice of them to include a cast option in the credits, in case you bought the game without knowing the show.
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