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i heard they're gonna email you tomorrow

if you knew this to be true why would you tell me. just to see me suffer in my final hours. your sick

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pro tip: if some loser ever starts talking shit to you in a video game just type in chat "the angry gamer". 9/10 times they will respond back even more irritated and then you can hit them with "the very angry gamer" and you can just keep going with it' "the big mad gamer", "the raging gamer", "the pissing and shitting gamer" etc. its so simple but it makes them lose their shit so bad they spend the rest of the game coping in chat instead of actually playing. give it a try next time you kill some loser and they call you a pedo 👍

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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"

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fish nails by nailsby.fresita 🐟🫧

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I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you

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He has no idea where the kid came from...

AU Where Battinson is Adopted By a 10-Year-Old Dick Grayson >:)

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QUEEN SHIT

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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this is a drawing about how i love my cat

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mutuals feel free to do this

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fuck em up gang

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[ My ass tried to paint a glass object… never again [probably a lie I’ll probably do it again] ]

Original Image under the cut

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thoughts on Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau?

It genuinely doesn't even compute. It gives me a feeling of unreality. Lots of things nowadays make me feel like "we can't be living in the real world, this can't be happening" but this is by far the most lowest stakes thing that makes me feel that way

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