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Into the mikuverse


unknown forces compelled me to draw this
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I may need to like show this off but in my state there’s a lawncare company who have these as their mascots don’t these two look familiar to you

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I feel like we forget that a lot of those beautiful and tasteful highbrow nude portraits of elegant historical women only exist cause some folks wanted to see some titties
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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I don’t think tumblr should ever have view counts, but I wish they gave me useless statistics like YouTube does. Like I want to know when someone looks at my posts on the Nintendo 3DS web browser
I can’t get enough of analytics for analytics’ sake, but I don’t want them to mean anything on tumblr, you know?
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It’s the ambiguously muted blue backdrop that is killing me
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