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Will Graham

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i love hannigram because while exuding the horniest, we-fuck-daily vibes, they don't give off the Actually Fucking vibes. i don't mean this in an asexual way, i mean that whatever they have going on may not be sex but it is twice as erotic (and probably thrice as deadly)

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Did you notice the slight difference?

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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

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Hannibal's sleazy smiles whenever he felt amused by Bedelia's conjectures vs. His soft amused eye-twinkling smile whenever he was amused/enamored with Will. Hannibal's brutality when he fights Jack and steps over Alana. His stern familiarity with Chiyo, indicative of tough love.

All of it is the true him. Beneath the monotonous drab facade, he's full of mischief and ire and love and perverse intensity. He's so well-written idek what to do.

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jesus christ could you get any gayer

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You ever think supernatural creatures that consider humans potential prey have that "cat chases a bear up a tree"-thing? Like how bears, being an apex predator, have no concept of something that's sufficiently prey-sized deciding to attack instead of fleeing, and cats have no awareness of the fact that they can die. So every once in a while a cat and a bear come face to face in the wild for the first time. A bear doesn't understand what this creature is that isn't trying to flee, and starts sniffing. A cat doesn't understand what this creature is and decides to slap it. Utterly baffled, the bear decides it's best to get out of here. The cat starts chasing because obviously anything that flees is prey.

Imagine having an Entity in your home that eats creatures like you, but has never caught a human before. It doesn't understand why this prey isn't trying to escape, the human is clearly unnerved by sensing A Presence but still keeps stubbornly sitting on the couch watching TV. The Entity moves a piece of furniture, making an eerie creaking noise, planning to raise terror in its prey as a way of playing with its food. But instead of even turning to look towards the source of the sound, the human just yells into the empty house:

"WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST MADE THAT NOISE HAD BETTER FUCK OFF, OR START PAYING RENT."

The Entiry freezes in place, and decides that whatever is going on, it's not worth the risk to find out. Better leave while it still can.

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Hannibal’s lil ✨murder onesie✨ appreciation post

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They’re so normal

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One of my favorite things is watching Hannibal with my lawyer husband. He becomes progressively more outraged. Every time. No matter how many times we rewatch it. Like he'll never forgive Will for not suing everyone. Suing the FBI is this man's Roman Empire.

You wouldn't believe the sheer force of his his disappointment when Freddie didn't bite it - "She's worse! (than Hannibal) How is she alive?! (to Will on screen) C'mon buddy,just this once,no one is going to miss her! She's trespassing,breaking and entering,we can spin that!" - so if you're ever wondering what a lawyer considers evil,it's apparently tabloid reporters.

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Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:

He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out

He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy

He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch

Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that

He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)

He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)

He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore

He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer

He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...

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We cannot forget that Hannibal, in the script, sees Will after those three years and one of his comments is: "your hands are rough" like damn. he was like "who is treating you so poorly my baby? if you were with me that would NEVER happen. your hands would've been smooth boy"

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"Will Graham is Jesus" that. "Hannibal thinks himself Jesus" this. Wrong. Abigail is Jesus. She's right there. She died for their sins. She serves as a monolith to their wrongdoings, their hatred for one another.

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look, it may not be a s4 announcement, but can we all take a moment to bask in the awe of the fact that there is so much love for this show and these characters that there is a reunion panel 10 years later?!?!? and that so many people are there?!?!? talking about a show that’s ten years old?!?!? with the two lead actors who also love the show!!!!!!! it’s wild honestly.

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NPD culture is OMG OMFG SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW I LOST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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