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She’s annoying as fuck but I would Imagine fucking her in her once frum ass in her living room with the neighbors watching would be fun
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When you’ve got your ברית קודש in between those thick bilke…
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Shimmy's Day
It was a balmy summer morning and I had just returned home from shachris. I noticed our van wasn’t in the driveway as it usually is. I took out my phone to text my wife to find out where she went. I noticed it was set to silent and there were ten missed calls and 6 unread messages. They were all from the wife. The first two texts were simple.“call me when u can ” then “please call home dear”. The next two were a bit more aggressive and the last one was something like this: “being that ur 2 busy for me im going away w da kids 4 the day enjoy” “Huh” I thought to myself “what da heck?” I tried calling her but it went straight to voicemail and she didn’t respond to the most conciliatory texts. “Oh well whatever ”. I went into the house to eat a quick breakfast and tried to figure out what to do with my day. As a teacher my summers are a well needed vacation. As soon as I sat down the bell rang. It was Malka the tenant from downstairs complaining that her AC is down and its “soooo hot down there” . I went out and followed her down the steps watching her beautiful ass move. Through her tight skirt I was able to tell she was wearing a teeny bikini on her tight bottom. I imagined her without the skirt and felt a familiar twitch between my legs. We enter the apt and she takes me to the unit. I started to fiddle around with it and felt malka really close to me. She smelled wonderful. The new burberry. She bent down next to me and started helping me. Our hands touched. I instinctively jumped away but she grabbed my hand and said “whatsa matter”. I looked at her with disbelief but she pulled me up and pulled me close planting a kiss on my head. My heart was pounding and my cock was bulging through my pants. I couldn’t believe it! “I know you want me shimmy. I’ve seen the way you look at me. I want you too!” Her hand went down to my crotch and she squeezed me. I gulped and grabbed her ass with one hand while pulling her face to me with the other. Our lips touched and her tongue shot out into my hungry mouth lapping at me. We sucked and kissed for what seemed an eternity our bodies crushed together hands exploring each other. Finally we broke apart panting. I looked at her and said “malka we can’t do this were both married ”. She said nothing but pulled off her skirt revealing her shapely legs. Her lacy bikini was wet at the crotch. I gasped PART II She slowly turned around to show me her beautiful ass. It was exactly as I imagined it soft supple firm and round. I sucked in my breath and as she turned around and smiled at me, she took my hand and placed it on her ass. I was shocked. I couldn’t believe I was in malka’s apartment touching her bare tush. She slowly started rubbing my back and licking my lips. She ran her hand down to my butt and squeezed it as she thrust her hot tongue in my mouth again. I broke away from her knowing that it was not right but she came back and grabbed my bulge. “Come on shimmy were not gonna have sex! I just know you want me as much as I want you. Lets go lets get these off”. She quickly opened my pants and my cock shot out at her. She grabbed it with on hand and started circling the tip with her finger. I was extremely aroused and was quickly losing my resolve to behave. Malka began stroking my now throbbing cock and moaning. “ Mmmmmmm aaaaaah shimmy this is gorgeous! Its much bigger then Dovi’s! (Dovi’s her hubby.) Touch me shimmy!” I looked at her and saw a burning passion in her eyes. She was on fire. It was too much for me. I lowered my hand to her soaking wet panty and gently touched her lace covered snatch. She squeezed my cock and ground herself into my palm. I hooked a finger inside her panties and felt her hot lips wet and ready. I pulled off her panty and revealed the smoothest softest mound of womanhood I’ve ever dreamed of . Malka closed her eyes and threw her head back. I kissed her and she practically bit my lips off. Darn! She was aflame! I reached down and grabbed the hem of her T-shirt and pulled it up over her head. The sheitel came off with it exposing her beautiful brunette hair that was pinned up to her head. I looked at her chest. Her breasts were encased in sheer lace her pink nipples standing at attention. “Malka!” I said, “you are stunning!” I began sucking her nipples and teasing them with my teeth. I ran my hands up and down her stomach grazing her pussy. She was breathing heavily and moaning my name. I lowered myself slowly, kissing down her stomach as I held her ass. I finally stopped to my knees and faced her glistening open pussy. I hesitated for a moment and she immediately pushed my head onto her pussy. I didn’t need a second invitation. I began lapping at her pink lips then went up to lick her Clit. Her whole body shook with pleasure. I fingered her pussy and sucked her Clit softly. She screamed and came wrapping her legs around my head and bucking up and down on my face. After a minute or two she got off my head and got down next to me. “Your turn shim”. She pulled down my boxers to my ankles and cupped my butt. She began licking my balls. I was in heaven! At that moment I felt a tingling on my leg. I realized it was my phone. Decided to ignore it I was having too much fun! When it didn’t stop buzzing I thought to myself that it must be my wife and i better get it. I awkwardly reached into the pocket of my pants and swiped the phone. “Shim?!! Are you home? I need you desperately ” “What’s up Shani?” “Im out of gas on the highway. Please come help! Im not far can you be here in 10 minutes? ” “FUUUU” “WHAT? ?” “Sure I said. Leaving home in two minutes.” “K bye shim love you you’re a doll. Thanks” I looked at Malka and told her I gotta go. She grabbed my cock and said “we’ll get back to you yet”. I got dressed and left .
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The frum shidduch game.....
….is such BULLSHIT!!! You tell a bunch of former high school players and sluts who already played the game and had they’re fair share of sexual experiences , now in they’re early 20’s, to dress up, act proper, and go talk in a some lounge for 2 hours!?!? We’re all more or less the same. Similar homes, similar schools, similar backgrounds, mindsets, hopeful futures, ect. It takes 15 minutes to know a person “on the surface”, which is all a person shows on a date. If youre really good at “shotzing” people up (like myself), it takes 5 minutes. After a half hour into the date (about the time it takes to drive to the stupid lounge), all we wanna do is be all over each other. But we cant do that can we? Wont look good on the shidduch resume. We gotta just keep acting like we don’t know what sex is, like we don’t have hormones and testosterone and wild fantasies. “So whos your sisters in-laws? Oh the goldsteinowitzenbergs from brooklynmonseylakewood, that is so fucking interesting cuz i went to yeshiva with they’re neighbor….wow small world”. I’m waiting for a girl to tell me something interesting. Tell me about that time you got drunk in Israel while in seminary, cuz i know you did. Tell me about that thing you did that you’re ashamed of but don’t regret cuz life is all about experiencing. Tell me about how you like your hair pulled and ass smacked, or those fluffy pink handcuffs in your amazon cart that you’re waiting for someone to use them on before you buy it (you could wait till the 2nd date for all that Lol). I’m not saying we should hook up just like that, but tell me something that will have me interested and thinking about you so i don’t have to fight off the urge to do something crazy the minute i drop you off. Be normal and stable and mature, but be different. For fucks sake, is anybody different? I’m sick of having to pretend to be listening and interested in hearing about the same thing i pretended to listen to last night from another girl. We’re all different so why do we pretend to be the same? BE DIFFERENT. BE INTERESTING. Anyway, anybody have a good date spot in lakewood?
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"Ye, I fuckin like it."
It used to be so פשוט, simple as can be, Gemara rashi tosfos was all i would see, Shachris mincha maariv, living peacefully, Didnt want any trouble, give me some sforim and let me be, A life of torah and mitzvas, Put on your tzitzas and dont eat kitnias…… FUCK ALL THAT!!!! I WANNA FUCK BITCHES, Its time i scratch all those taavah itches, See, i was lied to, “Do your hishtadlus and be a good jew, mad oilam haba and oilam hazeh too”, Brainwashed from birth, i had no clue, So i wondered, is it all true?, Where is the happiness, where is the geshmak?, Where is the hot blonde sucking my cock?, Well, first i fucked a tiny cute asain mutt, Then it was the black chick with the bubble butt, On to the hot blonde (and brunette) slut, Some in between and some on the side, call it good luck, Now im in too deep and i fuckin love it, I dived head first into the devils clit, I let the devil nurture me, sucked his sweet tit, And thats it, im in it legit…….and i dont want out.
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