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It's been awfully grey and dreary and i haven't taken many still, but the Orcas Islands are beautiful and sailboats are great

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Bowron lake video (1 of 2) is up! It's alright! It's not the best edit but damn it is some pretty country! @_.lexi.loo._ was there! Link in bio!

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It was fine as the snowline stayed above us It's snowing here now and i am excited

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Ok i know it was was a while ago but maryhill is still the best #OutOfPhotos #TimeToThinkAboutWinter

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One of the few pack runs i did on purpose was with 3 girls, one of them on blades. Maryhill is still in my dreams.

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I hate grabbing rail. I much prefer to lean freestanding. Part of it is because grabbing rail is always what i do right before i slide, and also i just feel cooler doing it

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I don't like to say "maryhill is like no other place on earth" because i dislike the romance and drama of a place being that important and good, but man, maryhill is like no place on earth. Changed my life.

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I have re-written this caption more times than a text to a crush. I do kinda feel that way about Mary(hill) #SendItForTrey #MaryhillFallFreeride

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why are we so lucky to live in a world where the largest creature on the planet is a peaceful playful underwater mega zucchini

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what she says: i'm fine

what she means: it's 2 am and I can't stop thinking about the Pied Piper. Initially i thought it was just an old faerie tale but i've been reading up on it and it turns out that at some point in the town of Hamelin, a bunch of children really did go missing all at once in fact a stained glass window in the local church in 1300 was made to tell the story AND Hamelin's written history literally BEGINS in 1384 with the sentence "it is 100 years since our children left." There are a ton of theories about what the piper could actually represent but historians are pretty much convinced that something did take away children en masse in the 1200s in Hamelin and to this day we still use the phrase "it's time to pay the piper." When will we pay him? Who was he???? Like okay I see the theories but what if some flute paying faerie really just led a bunch of kids away in 1284 I cannot get over this.

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“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

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Sunridge Slip n Slide was a success. We slipped. We slid.

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Immortal advice for any new rafters - "Fix Your Angle, Bro!" @torinmcivor

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It'll be a while before how cool i feel in my kayak matched how cool i look, but this is still really fun

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It's rainy and gross in Whistler, and I'm missing the hot hot heat, shirtless and shoeless in the Pacific ocean

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Don't think about skiing, don't think about skiing, don't think about skiing...

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@myheadhurtsandineedabeer every website that claims to be antifa is fake, that's why this is so funny

This shit is BAD

According to ANTIFA’s website, they are planning to overthrow Trump on November 4th with a CIVIL WAR, EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS SHIT IS BAD. And with the North Korean threat, that make it even worse, because they WILL see it as a weakness, and use that time to strike the U.S, the country that we love. So take up arms, and re-blog the absolute living SHIT out of this, I may only have 6 followers at this time, but this needs to get WAY out, get this to the FUCKING GOVERNMENT IF YOU CAN GOD DAMNIT. WE AS AMERICANS CANNOT LET OUR GREAT COUNTRY BE DESTABILIZED, or we may not have it anymore.